[Red berates Eric over kissing Kate]
Donna's such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
I don't know. It's like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something.
[slowly] Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it!
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