Eric, Fez and others in “Short And Curlies”

Eric

So I gotta go over to Donna's and get my going-away present. Man, she is, like, the world's worst gift giver. Remember that ugly sweater vest and that huge man ring? Now, I gotta go get excited about some other lame thing. "Oh, wow, Donna, clown shoes. Thank you so much."

Fez

I wish I had a beautiful girl give me clown shoes. Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful clown giving me girl shoes.

Kelso

I dated a clown once. But as soon as I learned how to make those balloon animals, I dumped her.