Eric, I can’t believe you knocked up a girl, too! I mean, you lose points for not doing it in a public place, but hey! Give me five!
Kelso, I don’t really think this is a “give me five” moment, okay? I am really freaked out! ...Well, right now I’m not so much freaked out as starving, and... fascinated by your nose!
Yeah, it’s perfect. You’d be amazed at what I can fit up in there. But the important thing is that you have responsibilities now, so you gotta step up like I did.
Look, if you mean you stepped up on a urinal to climb out of a window to get away from the girl you got pregnant... Then, yeah, you stepped up.
[notices Fez’s absence in the circle] Still no Fez, huh? Wow, Kelso, you really must have pissed him off. He hasn’t stayed away this long since he discovered bubble baths.
Yeah, Fez still isn't talking to me. But I think he's calling, 'cause every once in a while, I pick up the phone and all I hear is breathing, and the crinkle of a candy being unwrapped.
Man, we are sitting in the circle talking about relationships! What happened to us?! This stash must be from California.
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