Red and Bob in “Fez Dates Donna”

Red

[notices Bob in his driveway] Need something, Bob?

Bob

Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I are taking out a second mortgage on the house. ...Well, that's not the funny part, 'cause we're pretty much destitute.

Red

It's a little bit funny, Bob.

Bob

Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property, and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway, and a little bit of your garage.

Red

How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?

Bob

I wouldn't to be quite honest.

Red

It's free!