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Thank God You're Here · Season 1, Episode 1

Dan, Glenn Robbins and others in “1”

Dan

I want you to stand and state your name. Who are you?

Glenn Robbins

Um... Ken. Ken the... Ken the conqueror.

Dan

You sir?

Akmal Saleh

Vicilious Demericus. But I’m also known as Craig.

Fifi Box

Sally Bacterious.

Dan

Sally. You have a strange voice for a viking warrior.

Fifi

I do. I do. Some like it though.

Dan

Good, sit mighty Sally. And finally...

Frank

I’m... I’m Ken as well. But I’m Ken, the one who tried to conquer some stuff and didn’t work out.

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