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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 1, Episode 5

“I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman” quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

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“I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Leo (3), Raph (3), Mikey (3), Splinter (3), Donnie (2), Michelangelo (1), Turtles (1)

[in disbelief] How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the lair?!

[missing the point] None, Sensei.

[annoyed] I shouldn't have to tell you!

(As they get up) You're right, Sensei. We definitely should have known better—

(The Turtles glare at Mikey before bowing their heads in disappointment)

(Disappointed) —and we deserve to be punished. Eh, some.

(Sternly gets up in Leo's face while stroking his thin beard) And what do you think would be a fitting punishment?

(Nervous, looking at his brothers, who whistle innocently) Well, uh, we… we should clean up our mess? [Splinter folds his arms] And then.... think about what we did.

(Muttering quickly together) Yeah. Sounds about right. We were wrong. Wouldn't want to do too much. No worries.

(Testing them) What about being grounded for a week?

(Hesitant) Oh, I'm not sure that's-

(Quickly trying to escape it) I'm cool with the thinking.

(Anxious) Really, that's not necessary.

(Dismissive) Maybe next time.

(Angry) YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!

(The Turtles groan in defeat as the skateboard ramp collapses behind them, leaving an even bigger mess.)

Excuse me, Sensei, but ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor. [sees paintings, corrects himself] Oh, I mean ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor.

Nice save.

Sensei, what was their secret?

They understood that you do not fight the armor, you fight the man inside.

[Turtles stare at him who looks at them] Why are we all looking at each other?

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