[After the turtles have saved April from Mouser robots.]
Hey. How ya doin'?
[Michelangelo leans forward, and April faints from shock. He picks her up into his arms and turns to the others.]
Hey,so... Can I keep her?
S1 E2A Better Mousetrap
S1 E4Meet Casey Jones
[Whispering] Donatelloo, Donatelloo, if you build it, we will ride....in turtle style!
[After Raphael has just apologized for his actions]
Alright, who are you, and what did you do with our brother Raphael?
Friends of yours?
Brothers, actually.
Yes, I can see the family resemblance.
I'm the pretty one.
S1 E7The Way of Invisibility
Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece!
Aaaaaah!
I think your player's broken.
Uhh, no problem. I'll fix it..in the morning.
Whatcha working on?
Uh, boring stuff.
[Raphael and Casey Jones are fighting a group of Foot ninjas, who have just vanished.]
These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!
Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!
[Casey is finding excuses to stay at the lair and the turtles hastily persuade him to leave]
We'll pour you drinks, we'll do your bed...and we will tell you story.
[Casey has finally left the lair after continuously finding new reasons to stay.]
And so they defeated..the thing that wouldn't leave!
S1 E10The Shredder Strikes Part One
And I thought Master Splinter said never to take swords from strangers.
I thought we already had a master. Master Splinter.
Yeah, real hairy guy, 'bout this tall?
MYMaster Yoshi
He who lives without honor, will end without honor.
[While finishing his story about the Shredder.]
He serves no great purpose. He fights no great evil. He is great evil.
S1 E12The Unconvincing Turtle Titan
[ Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael scrutinize Michelangelo's Super Turtle costume sketches, mocking]
What's this? The "Nin-Justice League"?
DDon
More like the "Shell-Tastic Four"!
LLeo
"The Legion of Sewer Heroes"!
S1 E17The Shredder Strikes Back Part One
[Donny and Raph are watching a football game.]
Panthers, rams, bears--they've even got dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something more... reptilian.
The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being "velocity challenged."
[Pause.]
Say what?
S1 E18The Shredder Strikes Back Part Two
In the hands of a true ninja master, anything is a weapon.
You freaks have been a thorn in my side long enough. No one opposes the Shredder. And now I will have my revenge for our last encounter. Say farewell to each other -- while you still can.
Oh yeah, Mr. Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying....uh...farewell to, um... to yourself!
(Being sarcastic) Oh yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.
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