Casey Jones quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) ... TV Quotes Database

Casey Jones

Friends of yours?

Raphael

Brothers, actually.

Casey Jones

Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Michelangelo

I'm the pretty one.

S1 E4 Meet Casey Jones

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Casey Jones

Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece!

Michelangelo

Aaaaaah!

Casey Jones

I think your player's broken.

Donatello

Uhh, no problem. I'll fix it..in the morning.

Casey Jones

Whatcha working on?

Donatello

Uh, boring stuff.

[Raphael and Casey Jones are fighting a group of Foot ninjas, who have just vanished.]

Raphael

These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!

Casey Jones

Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!

S1 E7 The Way of Invisibility

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Casey (while setting the table with April and looks up): Yo, what do you know? Mistletoe. Ain't we supposed to kiss or something?

AApril

That's enough mistletoe to make me kiss you. I'm afraid you'll need a whole tree. (They move to another part of the table and Casey looks up again)

Casey

Hey, hey, check it out. More mistletoe! (he puckers his lips and April walks away) April, wait up! (the mistletoe moves over to April) More mistletoe. There's no way out. You gotta kiss me. (April backs up; Casey and the mistletoe move forward; April goes around Casey, the mistletoe follows her) Look, it's following us. It's a sign. A sign from above.

April (taking down the mistletoe): Exactly. (April and Casey look at a pole with Raph and Angel sitting on top of it with ropes that extend over to April and Casey; Raph grins)

Raph (waving): Hiya, April. Whatcha got there? Mistletoe? (he chuckles)

AApril

Jones, did you put them up to this?

Casey

No! Never! Uh, maybe.

April (after a moment): Okay then. Pucker up. (Casey leans forward and April hits him with the mistletoe)

AAngel

Ooh. That's gotta hurt.

RRaph

Oh. Right in the kisser.

S3 E11 Christmas Aliens

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