Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece!
I think your player's broken.
Uhh, no problem. I'll fix it..in the morning.
[Raphael and Casey Jones are fighting a group of Foot ninjas, who have just vanished.]
These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!
Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!
[Casey is finding excuses to stay at the lair and the turtles hastily persuade him to leave]
We'll pour you drinks, we'll do your bed...and we will tell you story.
[Casey has finally left the lair after continuously finding new reasons to stay.]
And so they defeated..the thing that wouldn't leave!
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