Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

Casey Jones

Friends of yours?

Raphael

Brothers, actually.

Casey Jones

Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Michelangelo

I'm the pretty one.

Casey Jones

Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece!

Michelangelo

Aaaaaah!

Casey Jones

I think your player's broken.

Donatello

Uhh, no problem. I'll fix it..in the morning.

Casey Jones

Whatcha working on?

Donatello

Uh, boring stuff.

Raphael

These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!

Casey Jones

Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!

Raphael

What's this? The "Nin-Justice League"?

More like the "Shell-Tastic Four"!

"The Legion of Sewer Heroes"!

Raphael

Panthers, rams, bears--they've even got dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something more... reptilian.

Donatello

The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being "velocity challenged."

Raphael

Say what?

Shredder

You freaks have been a thorn in my side long enough. No one opposes the Shredder. And now I will have my revenge for our last encounter. Say farewell to each other -- while you still can.

Michelangelo

Oh yeah, Mr. Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying....uh...farewell to, um... to yourself!

Raphael

(Being sarcastic) Oh yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.

Ancient One

The Tribunal sees a bigger picture than we do, Splinter. At least I hope they do.

Raphael

Is anybody going to tell us what the shell is going on here?

Michelangelo

Real Shredder, True Shredder, Utrom Shredder.

Donatello

How many Shredders are there?

My sons, it is time you know the true story of how this all began. Of an evil darker than all evils, a primal force of malevolence that was and is the Original Shredder.

Ancient One

No one really knows what level of the dark depths spawned him.

Leonardo

Er, ladies and gentlemen, we have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods NOW!

Raphael

How do you say "bomb" in Futurese?