A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
Played by Wayne Grayson
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) · 45 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003): in 15 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Raphael (4), Splinter (3), Ancient One (3)
[After the turtles have saved April from Mouser robots.]
MichelangeloHey. How ya doin'?
[Michelangelo leans forward, and April faints from shock. He picks her up into his arms and turns to the others.]
MichelangeloHey,so... Can I keep her?
Michelangelo[Whispering] Donatelloo, Donatelloo, if you build it, we will ride....in turtle style!
[Casey is finding excuses to stay at the lair and the turtles hastily persuade him to leave]
MichelangeloWe'll pour you drinks, we'll do your bed...and we will tell you story.
[Casey has finally left the lair after continuously finding new reasons to stay.]
MichelangeloAnd so they defeated..the thing that wouldn't leave!
MichelangeloAnd I thought Master Splinter said never to take swords from strangers.
MichelangeloDid Shredder just wake up one day and say 'I'm going to make some clones of myself! Really ugly ones!'
[Donatello has just distracted a security camera at TCRI with a pigeon finger puppet.]
MichelangeloI don't know what's scarier: the fact that that worked, or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet.
[Mike, Leo, and Raph are surrounded by monsters in the underground city, after Don had a dream and found a cure for the monsters.]
MichelangeloHim and his big ideas! C'mon guys! Let's go to the underground city! We'll have some laughs! We'll get eaten!
Friends of yours?
Brothers, actually.
Yes, I can see the family resemblance.
MichelangeloI'm the pretty one.
Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece!
MichelangeloAaaaaah!
I think your player's broken.
Uhh, no problem. I'll fix it..in the morning.
Whatcha working on?
Uh, boring stuff.
[Raphael and Casey Jones are fighting a group of Foot ninjas, who have just vanished.]
These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!
Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!
I thought we already had a master. Master Splinter.
MichelangeloYeah, real hairy guy, 'bout this tall?
You freaks have been a thorn in my side long enough. No one opposes the Shredder. And now I will have my revenge for our last encounter. Say farewell to each other -- while you still can.
MichelangeloOh yeah, Mr. Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying....uh...farewell to, um... to yourself!
(Being sarcastic) Oh yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.
So much danger, never wanted this for them.
Splinter, I cannot meditate with you muttering like that. Besides my butt has fallen asleep.
My apologies, Ancient One. But the Ninja Tribunal troubles me more each day, I cannot allow their foolish judgment to cost me my family. Not again.
Your sons are capable, sort of.
MichelangeloUm, hello we're like five feet away. How about showing a little tack.
Master Splinter, when you say the Ninja Tribunal cost you your family. What are you talking about?
I am talking about my beloved Master Yoshi and of a time in the past. Yoshi-san was a guardian then, pledged to protect the Utroms. He came to alist the Ninja Tribunal's aid.
(In a flashback where Yoshi and Ancient One are visiting the Tribunal)
The Tribunal sees a bigger picture than we do, Splinter. At least I hope they do.
Is anybody going to tell us what the shell is going on here?
MichelangeloReal Shredder, True Shredder, Utrom Shredder.
How many Shredders are there?
My sons, it is time you know the true story of how this all began. Of an evil darker than all evils, a primal force of malevolence that was and is the Original Shredder.
No one really knows what level of the dark depths spawned him.
(The story begins in Yamato, Ancient Japan)
The Shredder Tengu spread his evil everywhere, he seems unstoppable. There were five great warriors in Japan in that time. Their courage and their victories were legendary.
And you young punts already have the honor of meeting them. There was Hisomi. Chikara.
Juto.
Kon. And perhaps the most skilled and ambitious of them all, Oroku Saki.
Saki, Shredder's fake human identity. He was real?
Don't interrupt, Leonardo. Just listen, so these five great warriors were summoned before the Emperor, who informed them. They were the world's last hope.
MichelangeloWhoa, no pressure or anything.
(The Emperor shows them their enchanted armors)
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