[anxiously] You don't need the instructions. When was the last time you've ever used instructions, am I right? You don't need them because you're too smart to waste your time with them, okay? You can figure it out. Stiles, you're the one who always figures it out. So, you can do it. Figure. It. Out.
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Oh, that's what I'm talking about!
You seriously want to go back to high school? Is this about Lydia?
This about getting Scott to change his mind. We're not just Betas anymore, we're Omegas. The bitches, remember? When everyone we've screwed over finds out that we don't have a pack anymore, what do you think's going to happen? We're dead on our own.
That's still better than being back in high school.
Scott, I don't think you get it, yet. You're an Alpha. You're the apex predator! Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.
[confused] The hot girl?
You are the hottest girl! [Stiles leaves just as Isaac joins them]
[confused] ...What?
I'm the hot girl?
Yes, you are! [Scott and Isaac both smile like angels]
Barrow went after kids with glowing eyes? He said those exact words?
Yeah, and no one knows how he woke up from anesthesia. Just that when they opened him up, they found a tumor of live flies. Which, in any other circumstance, would be all kinds of awesome.
YMr. Yukimura
"Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Are you quoting Samuel Beckett to me?
YMr. Yukimura
I thought that was Yoda?
YMr. Yukimura
Someone will show an interest. You're a beautiful girl. How could they not?
The only one who's shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.
YMr. Yukimura
Well, maybe you could date the coyote?
[about Lydia] She has a feeling, a supernatural feeling!
[confused] Lydia wasn't on the chessboard!
Well, she is now.
[sighs] Kanima?
Um, banshee.
Oh, god.
[about the twins] So, this is how it's gonna be now? We trust them?
Just because I'm letting them help, doesn't mean I trust them.
Yeah, well, I don't trust them, either. Or like them. In fact, I hate them, and I kinda just want them to die.
[to Derek] You know, there's always an element of danger to rituals like this. I'm not particularly fond of them! ...Unless they somehow benefit me in some way.
[rolls eyes] What do you want?
I want to keep them. [Derek side-eyes him] Sentimental value. [Derek side-eyes him harder] She was your mother, but she was also my sister! [Derek gives him an even stronger side-eye] What? Am I not allowed a little bit of sentiment?
If I were four years younger, I'd punch you!
What? Coach, that doesn't make sense.
Oh. Well, it does to me.
What do the different colored strings mean?
Oh, just different stages of the investigation. So, green is "solved," yellow is "to be determined," blue's just pretty...
What does red mean?
"Unsolved."
...You only have red on the board.
[sarcastically] Yes, I'm aware. Thank you.
Hey, Lydia, you've been right every time something like this has happened, okay? So, don't start doubting yourself now.
[discouraged] No scent? No bomb? And I got you in trouble.
Okay, look, Barrow was there, alright? You knew it. You felt it. And, look, if you wanted to, I'd go back to that school right now and search all night just to prove it.
Alright, maybe I was trying to kiss you.
[Allison smiles, then realizes what she's doing, and jumps to her feet]
Are you completely, totally out of your mind? You actually think that I would want to kiss you? Or, any other werewolf ever again? Because trust me on this, I would never kiss you. Ever.
...Never?
Never.
Okay. Alright, fine. I won't kiss you either. [Isaac takes off his shirt. Allison stares at him and takes off her own shirt]
[scowling] Allison, can I see you in my office? [He glares at Isaac] Where I keep my guns?
[Allison quickly puts her shirt on and scurries out of the room. Isaac looks terrified, especially when he hears Chris yell from in the hall]
ANOTHER WEREWOLF?
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