Teen Wolf quotes

Lydia

It's the same thing-- same thing as the pool. I got in the car, heading somewhere totally different, and ended up here. And, you told me to call you if there's a dead body...

Stiles

[stunned] You found a dead body?!

Lydia

Not yet.

Stiles

[exasperatedly] "Not yet?" What do you mean, "Not yet?" Lydia, you're supposed to call us after you find the dead body.

Lydia

Oh no, I'm not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.

Stiles

How are we supposed to find the dead body? You're always the one finding the dead body.

Scott

Guys, I found the body.

Stiles

[to Ethan] Is he talking about me? Are you threatening me? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna break off an extra-large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe, and shove it up your freakin' a--

Ethan

In actual wolf packs, Omegas are the scapegoat. The last to eat, the ones who have to take the abuse from the rest of the pack.

Stiles

So, you and your brother were, like, the bitches of the pack?

Ethan

Something like that.

Stiles

Do you realize how suicidally crazy that was? What were you thinking, going after them?

Cora

I did it for Boyd! None of you were doing anything.

Scott

[sadly] We're trying.

Cora

And you're failing. You're just a bunch of stupid teenagers running around, thinking you can stop people from getting killed. But all you do is show up late. All you really do is find the bodies.

Scott

I'm not an Alpha.

Marin Morrell

But you're well on your way, aren't you?

Scott

Then what is he waiting for? What does he want me to do?

Morrell

He wants to make a killer out of you. That's what he does.

Scott

But, if I kill someone, I can't be a True Alpha, right?

Morrell

Exactly. You want the psychologist's perspective? He's an obsessive who both desires you and is threatened by you. If the obsessive can't have the object of his desire, he'll choose to destroy it instead. You'll either willingly become part of his pack, or he'll make a killer out of you, destroying your potential to be a True Alpha.

Lydia

Okay, fine. I'm psychic.

Jennifer

[skeptically] You're psychic?

Lydia

[frustrated] I'm SOMETHING!

So... Scott and Derek are... werewolves?

Stiles

[relieved] Yes!

And... Kate Argent was a werewolf?

Stiles

Hunter. Purple is "hunter." [He holds up the purple sticky notepad]

Cora

[hesitantly] ...Along with Allison and her father.

[skeptically] Yeah. And, my friend Deaton, the veterinarian, is a-- [He consults his papers] --Kanima?

Stiles

No, no, no, he's a Druid. Well, we think.

So, who's the Kanima?

Stiles

Jackson.

[confused] No, Jackson's a werewolf...

Stiles

Jackson was a Kanima first, then Peter and Derek killed him, and he came back to life as a werewolf, and now he's in London... [He shakes head in frustration]

Scott

I thought you were going home.

Lydia

I can't. I don't know why I'm the one that keeps finding the bodies. But maybe, if I stopped trying to fight it, I'd find them before it happens. Maybe with enough time for someone like you to do something about it.

Scott

You get me the time, and I'll do something about it. I swear to God I will.

Isaac

Are you sure we shouldn't call Scott?

[pulls out ring dagger] Stay behind me and stay quiet.

Isaac

[after Allison leaves the car] Oh, this is so not gonna end well.

Stiles

You saw something that you can't explain.

Stiles, I have seen a lot of things I can't explain in this town. That doesn't make 'em supernatural, and it doesn't make 'em real. They just found another body. That's real, and that's the lead I'm following.

Stiles

Yeah, and another teacher's going to die if you don't start listening to me--

--I am listening! I have been listening!

Stiles

...You just don't believe. Mom would have believed me.

Jennifer

[to Lydia] Unbelievable! You have no idea what you are, do you? The Wailing Woman. A Banshee right before my eyes. You're just like me, Lydia. "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't." It's too bad, though... and too late.

Melissa

[horrified] You're supposed to be dead.

Peter

I get that a lot, actually.

Melissa

You're him, aren't you?

Deucalion

Him?

Melissa

The bad guy.

Deucalion

[smiles] You have no idea.

You just hold on a little longer, okay? Trust me, if anyone's gonna get us out of this, it's Scott. [sighs] I can't believe I just said that. You know, I actually used to be the one with the plan. Well, or at least a plan B. Now, I don't know. Now I'm thinking maybe you were right. You know, maybe... maybe we are pretty much useless. Maybe all we really do is show up and find the bodies. [beat] I don't want to find my father's body. [beat] You know, you're a lot easier to talk to when you're completely unconscious.

Stiles

You know, the next time I put my lips to your mouth, you better be awake.