Allison quotes from Teen Wolf

Are you ready for this?

Lydia

Please. It's not like my aunt's a serial killer!

Is this how we're gonna do father-daughter talks from now on?

Chris

No, this is how we're gonna train you.

Scott

What did you tell her?

That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.

Stiles

I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.

Oh... great!

Matt

Photographers call them candids.

Well, police officers call it stalking.

Lydia

I want one.

Which one?

Lydia

The straight one, obviously.

Can I ask you a question?

Isaac

Do you have to?

I guess not. [She waits a moment] I'm gonna ask anyway-- did you tell anyone that I was at the school the other night?"

Isaac

No... Was I supposed to?

[smiles weakly] It would make me really happy if you didn't.

Isaac

Yeah, well, you being happy isn't really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me-- twenty times-- with knives.

[smiles in embarrassment] They were actually Chinese ring daggers, but, okay. Sorry.

Scott

[holds up Allison's arrow] I found it outside of the school, right where Isaac got Boyd and Cora to turn back.

How do you know it's not from the archery team?

Scott

[smiles] We don't have an archery team.

[embarrassed] Oh.

Scott

And, even if we did, they probably wouldn't be using military-grade, armor-piercing, titanium arrowheads. I looked it up.

Isaac

Are you sure we shouldn't call Scott?

[pulls out ring dagger] Stay behind me and stay quiet.

Isaac

[after Allison leaves the car] Oh, this is so not gonna end well.

What about Lydia?

Chris

[confused] Lydia? What can she do?

Stiles

Uh, Lydia's got sort of a talent. She somehow ended up finding a couple of the bodies... um, without actually looking for them.

Chris

What is she, psychic?

Stiles

She's... something.

We're going to have a new code. Nous protègeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protèger eux-měmes.

Chris

[smiles] "We protect those who cannot protect themselves."

Lydia

Well, well, well. Look who's no longer the crazy one.

We're not crazy!

Lydia

Hallucinating? Sleep paralysis? Yeah, you guys are fine.

Scott

We did die and come back to life. That's gotta have some side effects, right?

Scott

Okay, so what happens to a person who has a near-death experience and comes out of it seeing things?

Stiles

And is unable to tell what's real or not?

And is being haunted by demonic visions of dead relatives?

Isaac

They're all locked up because they're insane.

Stiles

Ha, ha. Can you at least try to be helpful?

Isaac

For half my childhood, I was locked in a freezer. So, being helpful is kind of a new thing for me.

Stiles

Here's where we found the den. It's right in the middle of the hiking trails.

Well, that could narrow it down-- coyotes travel on fixed trails. [She turns to Scott] But, I think you're right about her not going back to the den. Coyotes don't like wolves, and they're really smart. If they don't want to be heard, they actually walk on their toes.

Stiles

[dumbfounded] Coyotes tip-toe?!

[rolls her eyes] They tip-toe.

How am I supposed to help anyone if I'm like this? What am I supposed to do?

Isaac

Allison. Let me help you. Show me what to do.

Isaac

Alright, maybe I was trying to kiss you.

Are you completely, totally out of your mind? You actually think that I would want to kiss you? Or, any other werewolf ever again? Because trust me on this, I would never kiss you. Ever.

Isaac

...Never?

Never.

Isaac

Okay. Alright, fine. I won't kiss you either. [Isaac takes off his shirt. Allison stares at him and takes off her own shirt]