Peter quotes from Teen Wolf

Peter

Remember what we're dealing with. It's not just Kate, it's berserkers. You might see human eyes behind those skulls. Do not assume that there's any humanity left. [...] A reminder to everyone-- you do not fight berserkers to survive-- you fight to kill.

Peter

His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?

Stiles

Still want him in your pack?

Peter

Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.

Stiles

Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.

Peter

Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.

Lydia

[to Peter in her hallucination] Are you real?

Peter

Interestingly, that question can also be answered, "Not yet."

Derek

[after Peter offers help] Why would I want help from a total psycho?

Peter

First off, I'm not a total psycho. You're the one who slashed my throat wide open. But, we're all works in progress, right?

Scott

[to Isaac] That's Peter, Derek's uncle. A little while back, he tried to kill us all, and then we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.

Peter

Hi.

Isaac

Good to know.

Peter

Derek, we need Lydia.

Derek

There no ti-!

Peter

That's the problem-- we're rushing. We're moving too fast. And while everyone knows that a moving target is harder to hit, here we are racing right into Gerard's cross-hairs.

Derek

If I get the chance to kill Jackson, I'm taking it.

Peter

Boys. FYI, while coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, the hearing still works. So, I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.

Derek

We don't like you. Now, shut up and help us.

Peter

[shrugs] Fair enough.

Peter

Do I have to remind you what we're up against here? A pack of Alphas, all of them killers. And, if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant Alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.

Stiles

[groans] Can someone kill him again, please?

Stiles

I can't take waiting around like this, you know? It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.

Peter

[annoyed] I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over?

Stiles

I just... I don't understand the bank, though, okay? What... like, why wouldn't they chain them up in some underground lair or something? They're an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn't they have a lair?

Peter

They're werewolves, not Bond villains.

Stiles

Wait a sec, wait a sec-- maybe they're living there! You know? Like, maybe the bank vault reminds them of their little wolf dens!

Peter

Wolf dens?

Stiles

Yeah, wolf dens! Why, where do you live?

Peter

[sarcastically] In an underground network of caves hidden deep in the woods.

Stiles

[stunned] Whoa, really?

Peter

No, you idiot. I have an apartment downtown.

Derek

Cora's alive.

Peter

So I heard! Let's throw the reunion party when she's not an unstoppable killing machine.

Scott

[to Derek, Peter, Boyd, and Cora] Why is the default plan always murder? Just once, can someone try to come up with something that doesn't involve killing everyone?

Peter

You never get tired of being so blandly moral, do you? Not that I disagree with him.

Cut off the head of the snake, and the body dies.

Peter

Only this isn't a snake, it's a Hydra. And, like Scott said, they're all Alphas.

Derek

Deucalion's still the leader.

Peter

Let's hope so, because, do you remember what happened when Hercules cut off of the the heads of the Hydra?

Scott

[sighs] ...Two more grew back in its place.

Peter

[smirks] Somebody's been doing their summer reading!

Peter

It's just me, your uncle. Uncle Peter.

Cora

[glares at him] Uncle Peter who killed sister Laura.

Peter

[shrugs] Not my finest hour, no, but I'm hardly the only dysfunctional family member. Did Derek tell you he killed me, too? Slashed my throat ear-to-ear.