Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

I know! You're a werewolf! Okay, obviously I was kidding, but if you see me in the shop class trying to melt all the silver I can find, it's because Friday's a full moon.

Stiles

If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have your dick's ballsack de-balled.

Stiles

If you think getting rid of contractions in all of your sentences makes your arguement any more legitimate, then you are wrong.

Stiles

Be a werewolf, not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.

Stiles

Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.

Stiles

Guys could we just--wait a second. Guys listen to me. Can we wait a second? Guys? Stiles talking? Can we hang on one second please? Gu-hello! Okay, nice work. Really beautiful job everyone. Now, what should we do about the twenty foot wall of windows?

Stiles

Call me Biles or I'll kill you.

Stiles

Yeah, it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.

Stiles

And you're a Mac guy. Does that go for all werewolves or is that just a personal preference?

This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?

Stiles

Erica looks pretty good. The word sensational comes to mind.

Stiles

Holy God!

Stiles

[to Isaac] Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass.

Stiles

[to Isaac] Unrequited love is a bitch.

Stiles

[to Scott] Scott, come on! I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.