Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

Who, Scott? Scott's home.He said he wanted to get a good nigh's sleep for the first day back at school tomorrow. It's just me. In the woods. Alone.

Stiles

Okay, let's see this thing.

Stiles

A wolf bit you?

Stiles

No, not a chance.

Stiles

No, you didn't.

Stiles

Because California doesn't have wolves, okay? Not in like 60 years.

Stiles

Oh, god. That is freaking awesome. I mean, this is seriously gonna be the best thing that's happened to this town since– Since the birth of Lydia Martin. Hey, Lydia, you look… like you're gonna ignore me. You're the cause of this you know.

Stiles

Dragging me down to your nerd depths. I'm a nerd by association. I've been Scarlet-Nerded by you.

Stiles

Smell things? Like what?

Stiles

I don't even have Mint Mojito... [Stiles looks in his pocket and finds a single piece of the aforementioned gum, frowning in confusion at the sight of it] So, all this started with the bite?

Stiles

[jokingly] You know what? I actually think I've heard of this. It's a specific kind of infection.

Stiles

Yeah. I think it's called lycanthropy.

Stiles

Oh, yeah, it's the worst. But only once a month.

Stiles

Mmm-hmm. On the night of the full moon. Aroooo!

Stiles

Hey, you're the one who heard a wolf howling.