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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Yo, Goldilocks! Let's do this!

I didn't think you would come… humans scare easily.

I'm only half human!

And half of nothing is still nothing. Mechanic! [Spike removes both panels from his forearms.] I want a fair fight, human, so I shall willingly forgo my arsenal.

Say, Tool Boy! While you're at it why don't you shut off his big fat mouth?

No one defeats Atlas.

Fine. You win. Now let my friends go.

No.

But, boss… you said that…

Your friends will remain as my trophies, and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Starfire gasps.]

Cyborg!

Please!

Get up, Cyborg! Get up and fight! You can still beat him!

No. I can't.

Fool! Did you actually believe you could defeat Atlas? I am all robot… and you are only human.

[To Beast Boy] Give it a rest. You're starting to repeat yourself.

But we must discover a way out. [She kicks it] Ow…ow…ow…

There is no way out. Now be quiet, humans! Master's trying to relax.

I am not human.

[To Spike] But you are. You should be on our side.

I'm on the winning side. Atlas is the greatest. No one can defeat him. No one!

If Atlas is so great, why does he treat you like a loser?

Mechanic! Oil!

Coming right up, boss!

How could I? They were counting on me and...I just couldn't do it. Atlas was right. [He stops to face his reflection.] I am a loser.

[His image speaks to him]

CRCyborg Reflection

So that's it, man? You're just gonna give up?

What else can I do? I gave everything I had. A hundred percent.

CRCyborg Reflection

Give more. Your friends are in trouble. You have to go back. You have to win!

I can't win. Atlas is stronger. Atlas is faster. He's just a better robot.

CRCyborg Reflection

But you aren't all robot. Half of you is human, and that's the half that can beat him!

Time to take it up a notch.

He doesn't respect you. He doesn't even like you. Why do you serve him?

I have no choice. Atlas is stronger than me.

No, he isn't. Atlas needs you. You're the one who fixes him. You're his strength. Without you, he's nothing… and he knows it. That's why he pushes you around. Atlas is afraid of you.

You wanted a fair fight? That's what you're going to get!

Five against one? This is a fair fight?

Oh, we're not fighting.

Think of us as referees.

It's just you and me.

You have reached your limit. You cannot win.

Yes…I…CAN!

[Cyborg lifts Atlas over his head and throws him into the abandoned trophies, while everyone cheers]

No more. I am defeated. You…are a better robot.

No. I'm a better person.

And the winner by technological knockout, the Mechanical Maniac, the Bionic Bruiser, the one, the only, Cyborg!

I shall express my gratitude with a Tamaranean folk song.

[Raven covers her mouth.]

Way to go, champ. [Beast Boy sighs]

[Referring to Cyborg's forearm] Guess we better get you a new one of those.

Don't need it anymore. My body may have its limitations, but if I put my mind to it, there's no limit to what I can do. After all, I'm only human.

[After the movie]

Is it over?

I dare not open my eyes to find out!

Now I'm really sick to my stomach.

I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen.

[The four pause and then laugh]

Did I tell you or did I tell you!?

Thrilling Beast Boy! It was wonderfully horrible!

Yeah when she went into the basement!

And it was right behind her and she turned and-

I was FREAKING OUT! I wanted to turn it off...

Sooooo come on Raven, admit it, you were totally scared.

I don't do fear.

Who screamed?

Sounded like something from the movie. Did we leave the TV on?

We did not. And the movie is right here.

[The lights go out]

Okay. That's creepy.

The storm. Probably just tripped a circuit breaker.

[A green tentacle comes to rest on Robin's shoulder and Cyborg and Starfire shriek]

Okay Beast Boy, you got us. [brushes the tentacle off] Good one.

[Beast Boy pops up next to the others]

Uhhh, dude?

[Robin turns around to find the terrifying monster from Wicked Scary attacking]

[Kitten and Robin are dancing. Kitten leans in close]

From now on, Robbie-Poo, this will always be our song.

[Pulls out communicator, whispers] Please tell me you guys have found Killer Moth.

Not yet. But we tracked down your girlfriend's home address.

She's not my-

Aah! [Bumps into a table that turns into a staircase leading to a basement]

Well, that's not suspicious.

Kiss me.

Sorry. I don't like you that way. Matter of fact, I just don't like you.

Yes!

What?!

Killer Moth's being taken down as we speak. We're done here.

No, we are not. Daddy's not calling the shots tonight, Robbie-Poo. I am!

Daddy?

And unless you want me to let those nasty bugs out for a late night snack, you better pucker up!

Not even if you paid me.

Nobody dumps Kitten! NOBODY! You're going to pay for this, Robbie-Poo! YOU'RE GOING TO....PAY!

No second date?

You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutatey, these things might actually make good pets.

Don't even think about it.

Okay, well... Sorry we pretty much ruined your prom.

MGMale Guest

Are you kidding? This was the best prom ever.

FGFemale Guest

Even if I still can't move my legs.

Yeah. That'll wear off.

AAnnouncer

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The king and queen of this year's prom are... Robin and Starfire!

I guess one more dance wouldn't kill me.

FFairy

You are experiencing the Transformation, a perfectly normal part of the Tamaranian life-cycle.

But I do not understand. When my sister had transformation, she merely turned purple for two days.

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