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Robin? I am wondering if you might wish to-
No... thanks. But I need to figure out why Slade wanted that chip.
Agreed; and perhaps if you were to take a break, the answer would be easier to-
I can't. You almost got hurt. Next time could be worse. He's planning something; I have to find out what.
But Robin, I am sure that- [he closes the door]
Rumor has it, you're interested in this.
I'm interested in many things, Mr. …
X. Red X.
Hmmm. Catchy. So, are you proposing a sale or a gift?
A partnership. I give you the chip, you cut me in on your plans.
Partnership. My, my, we are ambitious. But an alliance cannot be forged from one small chip. If you're going to win my trust, I'll require more.
Just tell me what you want.
Impressive, Red X. I tapped into the security cameras to catch your performance. You treated the Titans to quite a show.
Glad you enjoyed it. Is the audition over?
Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build. One last test. Prove yourself and we'll meet to discuss your future.
Good.
[He takes the mask off, revealing himself to be Robin.]
It's about time we met face to face.
Excellent work. Honestly, I couldn't have done better myself.
So, do we have a deal?
Indeed. You and I are so very much alike. It seems only natural that we should be partners.
What are they for? I need to know what we're planning… partner.
Patience. You can't expect me to trust you with such sensitive information right away… can you… Robin?
Careful. I wouldn't want you getting hurt.
I'm not the one who's going to get hurt. Now hand them over!
Robin. I thought we had a deal.
Sorry. I have a strict rule against giving stolen technology to psychos.
How very noble of you. But stealing in order to trap me? That wasn't so noble. Two wrongs don't make a-
Don't ever lecture me! Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
On the contrary, Robin, it's just begun.
You… saved me?
I'm not through with you.
[He hauls Robin back up and tosses him across the rooftop. The brawl starts all over again, until Robin seems to have the upper hand.]
This ends now!
[He pulls the man's mask off. It's revealed to be another robot.]
Patience, Robin. We'll meet face to face some other time. Oh, and speaking of time…
[The timer is set as the robot was about to self-destruct.]
Heh. At least he didn't get the chips.
You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.
I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?
I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.
That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us.
Make him laugh!
[to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar! Um... boogers?
Hahahahaha! Boogers! Oh, man!
I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever.
Beast Boy had a brain?
[wakes up and laughs] Ha ha! Good one! [stops] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...
You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?
Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
What are you doing here?
Looking for your car. Soon as we turned Overload in to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Maybe. Maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little of my soul into whatever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda what happened here. It wasn't just a car. It was… your baby.
Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
[Raven smiles]
And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
[Sees Gizmo drive off in his car] He'll get ketchup on the seats!
Dangerous behavior, Robin. You must be very eager to see me. I'm flattered.
I'm not here to see you. I'm here to stop you.
Hmm. But how can you stop me, when you don't even know what I'm planning?
Like this.
Excellent, Robin. We appear to be evenly matched and equally ruthless. Not surprising. You and I are so very much alike.
I'm nothing like you! You're a criminal, a psychopath! All you care about is destruction!
And all you care about, you destroy. [Showing the crumbled rocks that look like the Titans.]
No... who are you?! [He rips off Slade's mask, revealing his own face laughing evilly. He wakes up]
[offscreen] It's him. [He's behind the door.] It's Slade.
[On computer screen] Good morning, Teen Titans. I do hope I didn't wake you.
[Yawning] What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at five in the morning-? [Raven elbows him]
What do you want?
Well, that's precisely what you've been trying to find out, isn't it? And in spite of all your efforts, you're still in the dark about my intentions. Disappointing, Robin. I expected a little more from you.
Like I care what you-
But since you've been unable to discover my plan, I suppose I'll just have to reveal it myself. I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
No!
[Gasps]
Uh-oh.
No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
It eradicates all chronotons within a localized area, utterly destroying the temporal component of the space-time continuum.
Hmm?
It stops time. Permanently.
[Beast Boy faints.]
If he triggers that thing downtown, it'll freeze-frame the entire city.
Tell me where!
You're a clever boy, Robin. I'm sure you and your little friends can figure it out. However, since I control the detonation, time is not on your side.
Hurry, young Titans. Your time is running out.
[appearing behind Slade] Actually… we just went into overtime.
Robin. Welcome. I've been expecting you for some time. I was beginning to wonder if Cinderblock was too much of a challenge. Looking for this? Well… here it is. If you want it, come and take it.
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