Raven quotes from Teen Titans

I shall miss you, friend.

Raven

We'll be searching for a way to reverse the effect.

We'll bring her back.

Someday.

I'll never forget you, Terra.

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Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise! [Turns into multiple animals]

Raven

Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in.

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[walks across the window/screen] It doesn't matter. I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.

Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.

I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.

[gasps]

Raven

No!

Aw man! I never understand anything!

XENOTHIUM?! You powered that suit with xenothium?! Are you crazy, man?! That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!

Like I said, it was a mistake.

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[The episode begins with Starfire packing all of her things as the Titans watch]

Uh, Starfire?

Hmm?

Going somewhere?

I am leaving for Tamaran.

Raven

And you're taking all your stuff because...?

I am not ever coming back.

RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven

WHAT?!

Starfire, what's wrong?

Nothing is wrong. I am...getting married.

RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven

WHAT?!

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[Whilst Robin is tied to a hospital bed and struggles against his restraints]

But must we keep him restrained?

He threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.

Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! [sneezes]

Raven

We got to run some tests on him; figure out what's going on.

Slade

Alone again, Robin?

[Robin looks around and spots him]

Slade

As long as I'm around, you're never alone.

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Hey Raven! Um... it's like almost noon and you haven't come out of your room. So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night. [Hears giggling] Raven? Is everything... [She comes out.] Hi, um... you were... laughing. And I thought I heard... was there someone in there?

Raven

Just me and a really good book.

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[Knocks on Raven's door] Raven, it's me. Look I'm sorry.

Raven

For what? You're not the one who-

No. I'm sorry that he broke your heart.

Raven

I know it was all a lie. He was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't...creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.

Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.

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The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!

Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?

Neither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.

Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?

No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!

Raven

Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?

What's your point?

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Raven

[to Starfire] Make him laugh!

[holding a hypnotized Beast Boy] uh... ooh! [makes farting sound with her armpit]

Ha ha ha ha! [British accent] Smashing, luv! [fixes his hair] Jolly good laugh- [screams] Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy, a Limey, a Brit.

Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!

[British accent] Right, then. Have at you!

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AAdonis

You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.

Dude, it is totally brunged... branged.

Raven

Ooh, bad grammer that oughta scare him.

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[Raven is walking down a corridor reading a book. Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into her, causing her to drop her book.]

Raven

Sorry.

You'd better be. Why don't you look where you're going?

Raven

On second thought, I'm not sorry. And you're a jerk.

Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it. Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.

Raven

Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?

No - this is.

[He changes into a huge beast, and is about to blow off attack fists]

[from o.c.] Beast Boy!

[The other Titans appear.]

Leave her alone!

What's got into you, man?

You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!

[Beast Boy resumes human form]

Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!

Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested!

That's what I thought.

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Ugh, I can't believe I ate meat. I acted like a jerk. I'm sorry.

Raven

You weren't yourself.

Cyborg said the chemicals at the lab affected my DNA. Unleashed something... primal.

Raven

And he gave you an antidote. You're better now.

Yeah. But that thing - that beast - it came from inside me. And it's still there. I can feel it.

Raven

Good. If it wasn't for that beast, I might not be here right now. Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.

Hmm. Maybe you should call me "Beast Man" from now on?

Raven

We're having a moment here. Don't ruin it.

Beast... Dude?

[Raven groans]

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Raven

If you're really so amazing, Mumbo, what do you need me for?

MMumbo

You're going to be my assistant for the big show tonight!

Raven

I'm not helping you with your stupid magic tricks.

MMumbo

Silly rabbit! You don't have a choice! My hat, my rules!

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MMumbo

Must you overanalyze everything? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the show?

Raven

Because it isn't real. Your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably just hypnotized me into thinking I'm a rabbit. And when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.

MMumbo

Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no.

Raven

As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your powers will be gone.

MMumbo

Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit. [plucks off one of Raven's whiskers]

Raven

Ow!

MMumbo

For real.

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Hey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.

How do you know we're going to the right way?

Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.

Raven

Frightening. Truly frightening.