Beast Boy! Beast Boy! Stop! Aren't you even gonna talk to me?
There's nothing left to say.
Starfire
You attempted to annihilate us.
Did you think we wouldn't take it personally?
Starfire
She seems quite scared.
Scared isn't the same as sorry.
I don't care how she feels. Terra's a dangerous criminal, and she has to be stopped.
She will be. I'm going to make sure of it. [Cyborg's forearm panel beeps.]
Got a lock. She's heading east.
He's too powerful! I can't stop him!
Yes, you can! It's your power, not his! You can still control it! You can still do the right thing!
[Titans enter the lair]
It'll be the last thing you ever do!
I gave you an order! DO IT!
Starfire
Please, Terra, no!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
We're not playing around here.
Starfire
You're still our friend.
You don't have to do this.
Starfire
We want to help.
It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change.
I'm sorry, Beast Boy, for everything I've done.
[walks across the window/screen] It doesn't matter. I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
Starfire
[gasps]
Aw man! I never understand anything!
XENOTHIUM?! You powered that suit with xenothium?! Are you crazy, man?! That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!
Like I said, it was a mistake.
[The episode begins with Starfire packing all of her things as the Titans watch]
Starfire
Hmm?
Starfire
I am leaving for Tamaran.
And you're taking all your stuff because...?
Starfire
I am not ever coming back.
RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven
WHAT?!
Starfire
Nothing is wrong. I am...getting married.
RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven
WHAT?!
Starfire
Indeed! And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick home feeling lately and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends! First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!
Um, am I the only one afraid of the pordkins?
Starfire
Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
[Starfire looks up to the spaceship´s window and sees Robin on it]
You're getting MARRIED?! AND TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?!
[He quickly swims back into the ship to regain oxygen]
Starfire
Of course Robin, it is the way of my people.
But Starfire- [Gets interrupted when the T-ship is zapped]
[Whilst Robin is tied to a hospital bed and struggles against his restraints]
Starfire
But must we keep him restrained?
He threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.
Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! [sneezes]
We got to run some tests on him; figure out what's going on.
[Robin looks around and spots him]
As long as I'm around, you're never alone.
[Weakly] Slade... stop...
[Kicks him] No, Robin. [as the light flickers he vanishes for a second then reappears in the dark] I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
My friends say ... you're not real.
[Slade throws him down on the floor, the light flickers again, very briefly phasing Slade out completely]
Could you have gotten all those bruises from someone who wasn't there? You can't even touch me.
All these ... bruises... but you don't have a scratch.
[In Robin's mind]
[Slade is disappears every time there's a flash of light]
Starfire
There was no one there.
There are no generators; there is no Slade!
I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.
E ... every dark corner. You're only my mind, only in the dark. My friends are right, you aren't real.
I'm real enough to finish you!
[Before Slade can attack him, Robin switches the lights on and Slade immediately disappears]
[At that moment, Starfire flies down to Robin]
Starfire
ROBIN!
It's okay, Starfire. It's okay...
[Robin collapses in Starfire's arms, as the other Titans arrive at the door]
The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!
Starfire
Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?
Neither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.
Starfire
Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!
Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
[to Starfire] Make him laugh!
Starfire
[holding a hypnotized Beast Boy] uh... ooh! [makes farting sound with her armpit]
Ha ha ha ha! [British accent] Smashing, luv! [fixes his hair] Jolly good laugh- [screams] Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy, a Limey, a Brit.
Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
[British accent] Right, then. Have at you!
MMMad Mod
[thinking he's won again] What a surprise, my duckies. Your little plan didn't work. Say, where's the green one? Run away, did?
Starfire
The green one...IS OUR PLAN! Beast Boy, GO!
[Beast Boy morphs into a flying squirrel and scurries through Mad Mod's shirt; Cyborg rocket arm grabs the cane and flies straight into the air]
[The robot soldier fires at the robotic arm, releasing the cane. Mad Mod rushes to retrieve it, but before he can, Robin grabs it before he does]
MMMad Mod
Now, now, old bean. Let's not do anything hasty.
[But Robin hits the button on the cane restoring his youth making Mad Mod old again, thus breaking the cane]
[The robots shut down releasing the Titans and the city goes back to normal]
MMMad Mod
Eh, hello gov'na.
[smirking] Just like old times, huh?
Starfire
[flies to hug him] Robin! You are unwrinkled!
[Raven is walking down a corridor reading a book. Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into her, causing her to drop her book.]
You'd better be. Why don't you look where you're going?
On second thought, I'm not sorry. And you're a jerk.
Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it. Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
[He changes into a huge beast, and is about to blow off attack fists]
[The other Titans appear.]
What's got into you, man?
Starfire
You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!
[Beast Boy resumes human form]
Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!
Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested!
Starfire
Here, Silkie, Silkie... here, my sweet little mutant.
KMKiller Moth
Um... here, Larva M-319... come to... papa?
Starfire
Oh, Silkie, Starfire has a big hug for you!
KMKiller Moth
Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes, he did; yes, he did.
Starfire
Robin, calling Robin.
Starfire
No, not you, Robin, the other Robin. [points at Cyborg]
[Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator] What's up Robin?
Well, this is just disturbing.
Starfire
[swoops in by Raven] Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
[walks in while on R-cycle] Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
[pops into view] C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? [luring] You know you wanna try it.
Starfire
[To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin] Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Thanks Robin [To Cyborg] Got room for another one, Robin?
Don't mind if I do, Robin. [eats the whole pizza pie]
You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Huh pizza, Sweet. [takes a bite of a pizza] You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.