[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]
StarfireRaven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
FRFuture Raven
No such thing.
Starfire
Please, Raven, I...
FRFuture Raven
Just another figment, don't even look.
Starfire
You must listen, I am here because...
FRFuture Raven
Never coming back! Go away! [She drifts to another part of the room] It has to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...
Starfire
Your mind. Without friends, you must have-
[As she reaches out to touch Raven, Raven forms a telekinetic Raven to act as a barrier. Starfire leaves]
What? Haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before?
Teen Titans! [fist-bumps him] Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys! I'm Terra, and you're: Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and-
Boy Beast! I- I mean, Bath Food! Eh, no!
Beast Boy? [Beast Boy squeals and transforms into a turtle, hiding in his shell. Terra laughs] Dude, he's hilarious!
Starfire
Curiosity abounds! Please, where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?
Um, Earth, walked, red and, sure.
Starfire
Hello new friend! [hugs Terra]
So... what brings such a cool little chickie to our big groovy city, huh?
I go where the wind takes me, y'know? I get to see new places, meet new people, stomp a few bad guys here and there.
Starfire
Fascinating!
You mean, you don't have a home?
The Earth is my home! I've been crashing in a cave on the other side of the hill-
Starfire
Unacceptable! I cannot permit my new friend to slumber in a lonely cave of darkness!
Starfire
You will stay with us!
C'mon, we've got plenty of room.
Yeah! And I can make you laugh some more. I'm hilarious, remember?
Heh, well, I guess I could stay one night.
BBBeast Boy and Cyborg
Yeah!
Starfire
Oh, glorious!
[To Robin] Everything okay?
Not sure. Something just doesn't feel right.
We talked it over, and...
Starfire
We wish for you to stay here, with us!
We think you'd make a great addition to our team.
So... want to be a Titan? '
Of course, you'll need more training. I know you have trouble controlling your powers, and we can help.
You promised! You lied to me! YOU LIED!
[She runs off]
[To Beast Boy] Give it a rest. You're starting to repeat yourself.
Starfire
But we must discover a way out. [She kicks it] Ow…ow…ow…
There is no way out. Now be quiet, humans! Master's trying to relax.
Starfire
I am not human.
[To Spike] But you are. You should be on our side.
I'm on the winning side. Atlas is the greatest. No one can defeat him. No one!
If Atlas is so great, why does he treat you like a loser?
And the winner by technological knockout, the Mechanical Maniac, the Bionic Bruiser, the one, the only, Cyborg!
Starfire
I shall express my gratitude with a Tamaranean folk song.
[Raven covers her mouth.]
Way to go, champ. [Beast Boy sighs]
[Referring to Cyborg's forearm] Guess we better get you a new one of those.
Don't need it anymore. My body may have its limitations, but if I put my mind to it, there's no limit to what I can do. After all, I'm only human.
[After the movie]
Starfire
I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
[The four pause and then laugh]
Did I tell you or did I tell you!?
Starfire
Thrilling Beast Boy! It was wonderfully horrible!
Yeah when she went into the basement!
And it was right behind her and she turned and-
I was FREAKING OUT! I wanted to turn it off...
Sooooo come on Raven, admit it, you were totally scared.
Sounded like something from the movie. Did we leave the TV on?
Starfire
We did not. And the movie is right here.
[The lights go out]
The storm. Probably just tripped a circuit breaker.
[A green tentacle comes to rest on Robin's shoulder and Cyborg and Starfire shriek]
Okay Beast Boy, you got us. [brushes the tentacle off] Good one.
[Beast Boy pops up next to the others]
[Robin turns around to find the terrifying monster from Wicked Scary attacking]
Sorry. I don't like you that way. Matter of fact, I just don't like you.
Starfire
Yes!
Killer Moth's being taken down as we speak. We're done here.
No, we are not. Daddy's not calling the shots tonight, Robbie-Poo. I am!
And unless you want me to let those nasty bugs out for a late night snack, you better pucker up!
Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?
Starfire
Yes! Please! You must Volley the Ball with us.
Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back.
I can't. I have to meditate.
[He changes to a gorilla and serves a strong serve and the volleyball flies towards Raven again] Raven! Heads up again! [Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof]
[The ball flies back up and hits Beast Boy's right foot. Terra floats into view, standing on a boulder]
So... which team am I on?
Starfire
Then why does it not feel like a victory?
I knew it. I knew it! We never should have trusted her.
I've regained access to the computer. Security codes and encryption strings have all been reset.
Starfire
And all enemy surveillance technology has been located and destroyed.
Problem is, Terra gave Slade more than secret codes and hidden cameras. She gave him us. Our flaws, our weaknesses, everything he'd ever need to know.
It doesn't matter. When Slade makes his next move, we'll be ready.
Starfire
He will be all right?
He just needs a little time.
Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.
Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick
Starfire
Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. [giggles]
Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.
Come on, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. OK, why did the aardvark cross the road?
[sarcastically] To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?
[Robin and Cyborg laugh]
The idiot telling jokes... [laughs]
Starfire
Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?
[Titan Tower; the Titans discuss the aftermath of their battle against Terra]
I should've blasted her when I had the chance.
I should've hit her with everything I've got.
Starfire
Why did I permit her to fool me again?
Why couldn't we take her down just like any other criminal?
Because… she's not just another criminal. She's Terra. She was a Titan. She was… our friend.
Terra was never our friend. She was a liar and a spy, trained by Slade and sent to destroy us. She's evil. Always has been, always will be.
You don't know what you're talking about, okay, Raven! She's made some serious mistakes but she's not-
Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.
This isn't a joke! I knew her better than anyone. I know all the terrible things she's done and I know exactly how messed up she is. But she's not evil! We can't just give up on her.
Beast Boy, she's working for Slade.
When you were working for Slade, did we give up on you?
She gets one last chance. ONE. We have to break Slade's grip on her. We have to try to get Terra back.
Starfire
[The alarm goes off] Trouble!
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