A character in Teen Titans
Played by Hynden Walch
Teen Titans · 257 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Teen Titans: in 85 of its 257 quotes
Most scenes with: Robin (62), Cyborg (61), Beast Boy (60)
StarfireIs this punishment? I did something wrong?
You didn't. He did.
Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
StarfireOn my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!
I'm a what-bag??
You heard the lady.
You are such a klorbag.
[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]
Star? Starfire? Where are you? [climbs down] Come on! Gimme a sign here! [He starts to dig.] You have to be alright, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... [softly] ...I'm a total klorbag.
[A shadow comes over him. Beast Boy looks over his shoulder]
Huh?
[It is revealed to Starfire who is standing behind him]
Starfire!
[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]
Starfire[laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.
[Beast Boy takes normal form again]
I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.
StarfireI already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.
I don't think they are evil. I think they're just like me.
Mmm-mmm. Would you look at that. A little sunshine, a little breeze. Only one thing could make this day better. Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!
StarfireAgreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Um .. Starfire?
That's mustard.
StarfireIs there more?
StarfireCyborg? Cyborg!
What's wrong with him?
Is he gonna be okay?
Shh. I think he's coming to. Cyborg! Are you all right? [He and Starfire pulls him up.]
Yeah. [Grunts] Thanks.
What happened?
Something musta gone wrong with my systems. [Checks his power cell.] Oh, man! My power cell's dying.
StarfireDying?!?
It's only a battery. I'm fine. Happens every couple of years. Just a natural part of being unnatural.
So what do we do?
You keep playing. I go home and change batteries. [He starts walking away.]
You sure you don't want help?
Just 'cause I can't have fun doesn't mean y'all can't.
[About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.
Yeah. They got all the details just right.
Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.
Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.
Starfire[giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!
Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!
Not for long.
[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]
You wanna piece of me little man?
Come on, show me whatcha got, Beast Boy!
Boys...
StarfireShall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?
[tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.
O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
[Sarcastically] Gee. They both sound so good.
Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
StarfirePerhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Tell me, is he-?
-In the exact same place he's been since his little chat session with Slade? Uh, yeah.
StarfireRobin? I am wondering if you might wish to-
No... thanks. But I need to figure out why Slade wanted that chip.
StarfireAgreed; and perhaps if you were to take a break, the answer would be easier to-
I can't. You almost got hurt. Next time could be worse. He's planning something; I have to find out what.
StarfireBut Robin, I am sure that- [he closes the door]
You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.
StarfireI do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?
I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.
StarfireThat is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us.
Make him laugh!
Starfire[to Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar! Um... boogers?
Hahahahaha! Boogers! Oh, man!
StarfireI cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever.
Beast Boy had a brain?
[wakes up and laughs] Ha ha! Good one! [stops] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...
[On computer screen] Good morning, Teen Titans. I do hope I didn't wake you.
[Yawning] What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at five in the morning-? [Raven elbows him]
What do you want?
Well, that's precisely what you've been trying to find out, isn't it? And in spite of all your efforts, you're still in the dark about my intentions. Disappointing, Robin. I expected a little more from you.
Like I care what you-
But since you've been unable to discover my plan, I suppose I'll just have to reveal it myself. I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
No!
Starfire[Gasps]
Uh-oh.
No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
StarfireIt eradicates all chronotons within a localized area, utterly destroying the temporal component of the space-time continuum.
Hmm?
It stops time. Permanently.
[Beast Boy faints.]
If he triggers that thing downtown, it'll freeze-frame the entire city.
Tell me where!
You're a clever boy, Robin. I'm sure you and your little friends can figure it out. However, since I control the detonation, time is not on your side.
StarfireRobin? Robin! Please, Robin, where are you?
Starfire, enough. You've been calling for forty-five minutes.
StarfirePerhaps if I just try one more-
Come on, Star. If he's gonna pick up, he'd have done it by now. Besides, you're kinda giving me a headache.
StarfireBut why does he not respond? Where could he be?
Robin and Cinderblock definitely went a few rounds, but I can't tell who won, or where they went.
No sign of him here, either. His locator is still offline. I've been monitoring all the frequencies, but he hasn't checked in.
StarfireOh, we are bad friends! We should never have left Robin to do battle alone.
Yeah, especially since Slade's big doodad was a dud.
The Chronoton Detonator wasn't a dud. It was a decoy to lure us away from Robin, and we fell for it.
I shoulda known that thing was a fake!
StarfireBut why? Why did Slade wish to separate us from Robin?
And if the detonator was a decoy…
…what was Slade's real plan?
Titans! Trouble!
You're not walking outta here, Robin! Not without a fight. Titans! Go!
[As the Titans are ready to fight him, Robin dodges their attacks and escape through the air vents to go to the roof]
[through earpiece] Not so fast, Robin. You have yet to achieve your objective.
The device was too heavily guarded. I'll have to steal it another-
NO! Go back. Unless you want me to destroy them, go back and fight.
Robin! Look, I don't know what's going on, but we don't want to fight. We just want to talk.
[Robin uses a high flying kick that drives Cyborg back past the other three.]
Guess there's nothing to talk about.
[Beast Boy tries to take him down, but Robin manages to pin him on the 'A' in Wayne Enterprise sign.]
StarfirePlease-
[He runs pass her to fight the others instead.]
[aiming his proton cannon] Don't make me…
[He powers it down]
[While Raven and Cyborg tries to subdue Robin, Beast Boy escapes the sign letter as a snake and then turns into a bullhorn sheep and rams him]
Dude! Are you okay?
[He then kicks BB and hurls him at Cyborg.]
Fight to win, Robin. Use the thermal blaster.
Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!
[She uses spell lifts up and binds Robin. However, he scales a disc at her and explodes on the sign causing in her face a blinding flash.]
I…can't…see!
[Raven falls to the roof]
StarfireNo!
[Cyborg is blocking Robin’s punches.]
Come on, man, don't make me do this! I don't want to do this!
[Activates the weapon again. Robin low foot sweeps him, making Cyborg lose his balance. Robin goes to run off the top of the building, only to be stopped by Starfire raising her starbolt at him.]
StarfireStop! Do. Not. Move.
I thought I told you to use that blaster. Attack! Now!
[Robin raises the weapon and points it on Starfire.]
StarfireRobin, you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead. [She lowers her arm.] Do what you must.
[He lowers his arm as well.] Starfire, no! I- [the earpiece screeches feedback in his ear]
ROBIN! I gave you an order. If you won't attack, my probes will.
[He pushes the button. The nano probes slowly begins to kill Starfire]
Starfire!
[He sees that it's also happening to the other Titans too.]
Stop! Please stop!
Attack, Robin. It's the only way to save them. Attack with everything you've got.
StarfireRobin…
[He points the blaster down at her and whispers] I’m sorry. [He fires.]
That's my boy.
I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude.
[Robin tries for another go at the kill switch, but Slade seizes his arm and bends it back past the shoulder before dumping him onto his back.]
I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your WORTHLESS, LITTLE. FRIENDS!!! [They both get up] If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them.
Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Good boy. And, from now on, I'd like you to call me Master.
[A starbolt blasts him away to land right in front of the monitors]
StarfireLeave. Him. Alone...!
Robin! Attack!
Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did to-
Dude…
…We know…
…And we don't care.
StarfireWe are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
How very touching. [puts his finger on the button] But Robin doesn't need any friends.
[He presses it, bringing the rapparatus to life; red energy bolts blaze out across the space. The Titans collapse on the ground]
This is the price for your disobedience, Robin. Now do as I command. Attack!
No. [He dashes off.]
Robin!
[Robin runs towards the device and gets himself infected with nano probes. His name and infected bloodstream appear on a 5th monitor]
New deal, Slade. If I lose my friends, you lose your apprentice. And I know how you hate to lose.
[Robin falls down on his knees as he continues to die slowly. Slade destroys the kill switch and he tries to attack again, but Robin quickly counters his move, leaving him flying across the room.]
Titans! Go!
[Beast Boy, now a tiger, is first to do damage with a clawed swipe that pierces the armor. Cyborg and Starfire move in next, starbolts and cannon going full throttle to blast Slade backward. As he tumbles, Raven casts a spell to bind his feet and sling him hard onto the platform. Robin delivers a flying kick on his masked face. The right half of his mask drops away and skids across the floor, and he now stands up with one big hand covering the exposed portion of his visage. He turns and runs off.]
Another day, Robin. Another day.
[The whole lair was set to self-destruct. Slade gets away, and before the Titans can leave, Cyborg grabs the device that contains a solution to get rid of the probs inside them.]
Let's go home.
Everything okay?
StarfireI am sorry.
You're sorry? For what?
StarfireWhen things were bad, there was a moment where I truly believed that you were...like Slade. I doubted you. And for that, I am sorry.
I doubted myself, Star. Focused, serious, determined...as much as I hate to admit it, he and I are kind of alike. But there's one big difference between me and Slade. [Smiles] He doesn't have any friends.
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