FFixit
Charging is complete. The new power cell is functioning properly.
CyborgYeah. I'm feeling better. Lots better.
FFixit
Of course you are. I am Fixit. Things come to me broken. I make repairs. Let me see. Yes...yes...hmm...pity. Interesting. The damage is too extensive. Perhaps if we can find another processor.
Cyborg
Well, thanks...for everything.
Cyborg
I can't?
FFixit
You are not repaired, not fully.
Cyborg
I'm not?
FFixit
My examination revealed many flaws, serious flaws.
Cyborg
Serious? How serious? What's wrong with me?
FFixit
There is no cause for alarm. More repairs are needed. More repairs will be made.
Cyborg
But, I feel fine. Are you sure I'm-?
FFixit
Quite. Will you remain? It is for the best.
Cyborg
Well, yeah, I guess. Let me just tell my friends where I am.
[Fix it sabotage his systems as he jammed his communications.]
Cyborg
Whoa! Something really is wrong with me.
FFixit
Rest now. You may contact your friends later. I am sure they are not too concerned.
Cyborg
Maybe they should be.
Cyborg
You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.
Riiight. So how do we get back?
Cyborg
Guess we start walking.
Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [He gets cut off by rocks forming a path in front of the two] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke, I am so not laughing.
Cyborg
Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!
Who booby traps a mirror?
Cyborg
Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.
Definitely creepy enough.
[After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees]
Raven?! How did-- Where-- What just-- Why are you wearing pink?
HRHappy Raven
'Cause it's my favorite colour?
Cyborg
Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?
HRHappy Raven
The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.
BBBeast Boy, Cyborg
Uh... yeah, we do!
HRHappy Raven
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you!
[She leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane. Cyborg and Beast Boy follow her]
Cyborg
Have you ever seen her this happy?
Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.
Cyborg
[About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.
Yeah. They got all the details just right.
Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.
Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.
[giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!
Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!
[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]
Cyborg
You wanna piece of me little man?
Come on, show me whatcha got, Beast Boy!
Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?
[tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.
[In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark.
[He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark. Cyborg presses the 'off' switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]
[Now muffled] Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!
Cyborg
[Turns it back on] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.
Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?
Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg
What are you doing here?
Looking for your car. Soon as we turned Overload in to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg
Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Maybe. Maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little of my soul into whatever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda what happened here. It wasn't just a car. It was… your baby.
Cyborg
Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
[Raven smiles]
And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg
[Sees Gizmo drive off in his car] He'll get ketchup on the seats!
[On computer screen] Good morning, Teen Titans. I do hope I didn't wake you.
[Yawning] What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at five in the morning-? [Raven elbows him]
Well, that's precisely what you've been trying to find out, isn't it? And in spite of all your efforts, you're still in the dark about my intentions. Disappointing, Robin. I expected a little more from you.
But since you've been unable to discover my plan, I suppose I'll just have to reveal it myself. I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg
No!
No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
It eradicates all chronotons within a localized area, utterly destroying the temporal component of the space-time continuum.
It stops time. Permanently.
[Beast Boy faints.]
Cyborg
If he triggers that thing downtown, it'll freeze-frame the entire city.
You're a clever boy, Robin. I'm sure you and your little friends can figure it out. However, since I control the detonation, time is not on your side.
Robin? Robin! Please, Robin, where are you?
Starfire, enough. You've been calling for forty-five minutes.
Perhaps if I just try one more-
Come on, Star. If he's gonna pick up, he'd have done it by now. Besides, you're kinda giving me a headache.
But why does he not respond? Where could he be?
Cyborg
Robin and Cinderblock definitely went a few rounds, but I can't tell who won, or where they went.
No sign of him here, either. His locator is still offline. I've been monitoring all the frequencies, but he hasn't checked in.
Oh, we are bad friends! We should never have left Robin to do battle alone.
Yeah, especially since Slade's big doodad was a dud.
The Chronoton Detonator wasn't a dud. It was a decoy to lure us away from Robin, and we fell for it.
Cyborg
I shoulda known that thing was a fake!
But why? Why did Slade wish to separate us from Robin?
And if the detonator was a decoy…
…what was Slade's real plan?
Cyborg
Titans! Trouble!
Cyborg
You're not walking outta here, Robin! Not without a fight. Titans! Go!
[As the Titans are ready to fight him, Robin dodges their attacks and escape through the air vents to go to the roof]
[through earpiece] Not so fast, Robin. You have yet to achieve your objective.
The device was too heavily guarded. I'll have to steal it another-
NO! Go back. Unless you want me to destroy them, go back and fight.
Cyborg
Robin! Look, I don't know what's going on, but we don't want to fight. We just want to talk.
[Robin uses a high flying kick that drives Cyborg back past the other three.]
Guess there's nothing to talk about.
[Beast Boy tries to take him down, but Robin manages to pin him on the 'A' in Wayne Enterprise sign.]
[He runs pass her to fight the others instead.]
Cyborg
[aiming his proton cannon] Don't make me…
[He powers it down]
[While Raven and Cyborg tries to subdue Robin, Beast Boy escapes the sign letter as a snake and then turns into a bullhorn sheep and rams him]
[He then kicks BB and hurls him at Cyborg.]
Fight to win, Robin. Use the thermal blaster.
Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!
[She uses spell lifts up and binds Robin. However, he scales a disc at her and explodes on the sign causing in her face a blinding flash.]
[Raven falls to the roof]
[Cyborg is blocking Robin’s punches.]
Cyborg
Come on, man, don't make me do this! I don't want to do this!
[Activates the weapon again. Robin low foot sweeps him, making Cyborg lose his balance. Robin goes to run off the top of the building, only to be stopped by Starfire raising her starbolt at him.]
I thought I told you to use that blaster. Attack! Now!
[Robin raises the weapon and points it on Starfire.]
Robin, you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead. [She lowers her arm.] Do what you must.
[He lowers his arm as well.] Starfire, no! I- [the earpiece screeches feedback in his ear]
ROBIN! I gave you an order. If you won't attack, my probes will.
[He pushes the button. The nano probes slowly begins to kill Starfire]
[He sees that it's also happening to the other Titans too.]
Attack, Robin. It's the only way to save them. Attack with everything you've got.
[He points the blaster down at her and whispers] I’m sorry. [He fires.]
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