I have much to teach you. But the first thing you need to learn is gratitude.
[Robin tries for another go at the kill switch, but Slade seizes his arm and bends it back past the shoulder before dumping him onto his back.]
I made you my apprentice. All my knowledge, all my power, all for you. But the only thing you care about is your WORTHLESS, LITTLE. FRIENDS!!! [They both get up] If the Titans are so distracting, maybe I should just get rid of them.
Don't. I'll do whatever you say.
Good boy. And, from now on, I'd like you to call me Master.
[A starbolt blasts him away to land right in front of the monitors]
Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did to-
Cyborg…And we don't care.
We are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
How very touching. [puts his finger on the button] But Robin doesn't need any friends.
[He presses it, bringing the rapparatus to life; red energy bolts blaze out across the space. The Titans collapse on the ground]
This is the price for your disobedience, Robin. Now do as I command. Attack!
[Robin runs towards the device and gets himself infected with nano probes. His name and infected bloodstream appear on a 5th monitor]
New deal, Slade. If I lose my friends, you lose your apprentice. And I know how you hate to lose.
[Robin falls down on his knees as he continues to die slowly. Slade destroys the kill switch and he tries to attack again, but Robin quickly counters his move, leaving him flying across the room.]
[Beast Boy, now a tiger, is first to do damage with a clawed swipe that pierces the armor. Cyborg and Starfire move in next, starbolts and cannon going full throttle to blast Slade backward. As he tumbles, Raven casts a spell to bind his feet and sling him hard onto the platform. Robin delivers a flying kick on his masked face. The right half of his mask drops away and skids across the floor, and he now stands up with one big hand covering the exposed portion of his visage. He turns and runs off.]
Another day, Robin. Another day.
[The whole lair was set to self-destruct. Slade gets away, and before the Titans can leave, Cyborg grabs the device that contains a solution to get rid of the probs inside them.]
[hooked up to a probe removal machine] Am I done yet?
Cyborg
That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
[Doing "the robot"] YEAH! Go, Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! [Moonwalks] Uh-uh, that's right...
Um...I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we celebrate or something?
Cyborg
All-you-can-eat…
BBBeast Boy and Cyborg
Breakfast explosion!
Cyborg
Man, nobody wants tofu waffles.
I do. Pass me the soy milk.
Cyborg
I'm telling you, you're not getting anywhere near the soy milk.
Man, pass me the soy milk!
Cyborg
Is there meat in the tofu?
No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!
Cyborg
Nobody wants it...
What? Haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before?
Teen Titans! [fist-bumps him] Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys! I'm Terra, and you're: Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and-
Boy Beast! I- I mean, Bath Food! Eh, no!
Beast Boy? [Beast Boy squeals and transforms into a turtle, hiding in his shell. Terra laughs] Dude, he's hilarious!
Curiosity abounds! Please, where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?
Um, Earth, walked, red and, sure.
Hello new friend! [hugs Terra]
So... what brings such a cool little chickie to our big groovy city, huh?
I go where the wind takes me, y'know? I get to see new places, meet new people, stomp a few bad guys here and there.
Cyborg
Well all right!
You mean, you don't have a home?
The Earth is my home! I've been crashing in a cave on the other side of the hill-
Unacceptable! I cannot permit my new friend to slumber in a lonely cave of darkness!
Cyborg
C'mon, we've got plenty of room.
Yeah! And I can make you laugh some more. I'm hilarious, remember?
Heh, well, I guess I could stay one night.
BBBeast Boy and Cyborg
Yeah!
[To Robin] Everything okay?
Not sure. Something just doesn't feel right.
Cyborg
We talked it over, and...
We wish for you to stay here, with us!
We think you'd make a great addition to our team.
So... want to be a Titan? '
Of course, you'll need more training. I know you have trouble controlling your powers, and we can help.
You promised! You lied to me! YOU LIED!
[She runs off]
Cyborg! What happened back there?
Cyborg
Get off my back.
I'm on your side, remember? I was just trying to get you to kick it up a notch.
Cyborg
I don't have another notch! I'm not like you, okay? When I say I can't, I can't!
[Keeps walking then stops.]
Cyborg
[sighs] When I was an athlete, when I was human, I loved pushing my limits. Getting stronger, faster, better, just by trying harder than I ever had before. My coaches would always tell me to give a hundred and ten percent. And I always did.
Cyborg
My muscles are mechanical now. Limits are built in. No matter how hard I try, a hundred percent is all I've got.
Cyborg
Well, now you do.
Cyborg
Yo, Goldilocks! Let's do this!
I didn't think you would come… humans scare easily.
Cyborg
I'm only half human!
And half of nothing is still nothing. Mechanic! [Spike removes both panels from his forearms.] I want a fair fight, human, so I shall willingly forgo my arsenal.
Cyborg
Say, Tool Boy! While you're at it why don't you shut off his big fat mouth?
Cyborg
How could I? They were counting on me and...I just couldn't do it. Atlas was right. [He stops to face his reflection.] I am a loser.
[His image speaks to him]
CRCyborg Reflection
So that's it, man? You're just gonna give up?
Cyborg
What else can I do? I gave everything I had. A hundred percent.
CRCyborg Reflection
Give more. Your friends are in trouble. You have to go back. You have to win!
Cyborg
I can't win. Atlas is stronger. Atlas is faster. He's just a better robot.
CRCyborg Reflection
But you aren't all robot. Half of you is human, and that's the half that can beat him!
Cyborg
Time to take it up a notch.
And the winner by technological knockout, the Mechanical Maniac, the Bionic Bruiser, the one, the only, Cyborg!
I shall express my gratitude with a Tamaranean folk song.
[Raven covers her mouth.]
Way to go, champ. [Beast Boy sighs]
[Referring to Cyborg's forearm] Guess we better get you a new one of those.
Cyborg
Don't need it anymore. My body may have its limitations, but if I put my mind to it, there's no limit to what I can do. After all, I'm only human.
[After the movie]
I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Cyborg
Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
[The four pause and then laugh]
Did I tell you or did I tell you!?
Thrilling Beast Boy! It was wonderfully horrible!
Cyborg
Yeah when she went into the basement!
And it was right behind her and she turned and-
Cyborg
I was FREAKING OUT! I wanted to turn it off...
Sooooo come on Raven, admit it, you were totally scared.
Sounded like something from the movie. Did we leave the TV on?
We did not. And the movie is right here.
[The lights go out]
Cyborg
Okay. That's creepy.
The storm. Probably just tripped a circuit breaker.
[A green tentacle comes to rest on Robin's shoulder and Cyborg and Starfire shriek]
Okay Beast Boy, you got us. [brushes the tentacle off] Good one.
[Beast Boy pops up next to the others]
[Robin turns around to find the terrifying monster from Wicked Scary attacking]
[Kitten and Robin are dancing. Kitten leans in close]
From now on, Robbie-Poo, this will always be our song.
[Pulls out communicator, whispers] Please tell me you guys have found Killer Moth.
Cyborg
Not yet. But we tracked down your girlfriend's home address.
Aah! [Bumps into a table that turns into a staircase leading to a basement]
Well, that's not suspicious.
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