Scenes with Robin 108
The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!
Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?
RobinNeither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.
Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!
Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
MMMad Mod
[thinking he's won again] What a surprise, my duckies. Your little plan didn't work. Say, where's the green one? Run away, did?
The green one...IS OUR PLAN! Beast Boy, GO!
[Beast Boy morphs into a flying squirrel and scurries through Mad Mod's shirt; Cyborg rocket arm grabs the cane and flies straight into the air]
[The robot soldier fires at the robotic arm, releasing the cane. Mad Mod rushes to retrieve it, but before he can, Robin grabs it before he does]
MMMad Mod
Now, now, old bean. Let's not do anything hasty.
[But Robin hits the button on the cane restoring his youth making Mad Mod old again, thus breaking the cane]
[The robots shut down releasing the Titans and the city goes back to normal]
MMMad Mod
Eh, hello gov'na.
Robin
[smirking] Just like old times, huh?
[flies to hug him] Robin! You are unwrinkled!
[Raven is walking down a corridor reading a book. Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into her, causing her to drop her book.]
You'd better be. Why don't you look where you're going?
On second thought, I'm not sorry. And you're a jerk.
Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it. Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
[He changes into a huge beast, and is about to blow off attack fists]
Robin
[from o.c.] Beast Boy!
[The other Titans appear.]
Robin
Leave her alone!
What's got into you, man?
You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!
[Beast Boy resumes human form]
Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!
Robin
Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested!
Hey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.
Robin
How do you know we're going to the right way?
Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Frightening. Truly frightening.
[To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin] Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Thanks Robin [To Cyborg] Got room for another one, Robin?
Don't mind if I do, Robin. [eats the whole pizza pie]
You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.
Robin
Huh pizza, Sweet. [takes a bite of a pizza] You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.
So who's the bad guy dejour? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
The reports say there's an intruder.
Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin
[sees Slade. Beast Boy gasps] No!
It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again.
You! How did you survive?
Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin
Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
[chuckles] That's precious, Robin. But I didn't come back for you.
[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
[quietly] Um... surprise?
Look... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
We hoped that you might reconsider.
You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
[Silence]
We're going to need ice cream.
And I shall fetch the Throknarr!
Robin
You're sure you're okay?
Robin
What you told me about your destiny; that something bad was supposed to happen, I guess I did. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it.
Robin
We will find Slade. We'll figure out how he did what he did, and why he was after you. But right now, you're safe. You're here with friends. It's over.
[He joins them while Raven's hands begins to glow]
No. This was just the beginning.
Robin
I'm glad you're upgrading Ops, Cyborg, but is any of this actually going to help us fight crime?
And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device?
Evil, beware. We have waffles.
Robin
...And that's how we defeated Control Freak!
VYVal-Yor
Sounds like you handled your team well, you're a true leader. You remind me of myself when I was your age, Spike.
[To Val-Yor] So you think I could fly this baby sometime?
[Meanwhile, Cyborg is telling Robin what "Troq" really means]
Robin
What?
And that's what he's been calling her this whole time.
Robin
Starfire, Why didn't you say something? He will apologize, I'm going to make him.
Starfire No, Robin. Our mission is more important than my feelings.
VYVal-Yor
Thank you for all your help.
Robin
Don't thank us; thank Starfire.
Yeah, she's the one that saved your sorry butt.
VYVal-Yor
Thank you, Starfire. I have to admit, you're not bad for a Tr... Tamaranean. You must be one of the good ones.
No. The fact that I rescued you does not make me better than other Tamaraneans.
VYVal-Yor
Look, I'm trying to pay you a compliment.
Then why does it still sound like an insult?
VYVal-Yor
[to Robin] Spike, you understand. I didn't mean anything by it, it's just-
Robin
Val-Yor. I think it's time for you to go.
VYVal-Yor
I thought you Earthlings were alright. I guess I was wrong - you're just like the Troqs.
[He flies up into his spaceship and leaves]
Robin
I'm sorry Val-Yor treated you like that. If I'd know, I never would've let it happen.
There is nothing you could have done. There will always be people who say mean words because you are different. And sometimes, their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people who's words truly matter.
It appears to be some kind of...prophecy.
Whatever it is, it doesn't sound good.
This is some serious evil, even for Slade.
Robin
Not Slade, whoever he's working for.
Robin
"The gem shall be his portal". Scath is coming and this gem is how he gets here. If we're going to stop him, we need to find it and destroy it.
Robin
She's not coming.
Well, what are you waiting for? Aren't you going to attack, reduce me to ashes or did your master forbid you from hurting me? Did he order you to keep his gem safe?
Robin
No. Raven is the gem.
[Slade powers down the fireballs and transports down through the ground]
I'll be sure to give him your regards.
I'm not finished yet! This time, I have message for you. You tell him that he'll have to destroy me before I help him!
You can tell him yourself. The hour is near.
[Raven crushes him with a pillar of rock. She then flings him around the room and as he is in mid air, she pushes all the rocks onto him. She then summons a black energy raven, which attacks Slade and causes an explosion]
I'm not afraid of you anymore!
You might not fear me, but look who's afraid of you.
The ancient Order used the name "Scath" to protect the true identity of their master. We know him as Trigon.
Are you serious?! That's who we're up against? Oh, man.
His cruelty is legendary, even on my world.
So, what makes you go all glow-y in the dark?
It's a warning. It means Trigon is coming. And the way he gets here is through me. I'm not just a person...I'm a portal.
Robin
But why you?
Because Trigon...is my father. Bad things are gonna happen soon. Really bad things. And it's gonna be my fault. I thought I could handle this on my own. I tried, but... I was wrong.
[Starfire puts her hand on shoulder]
For confiding in us, we are most humbled.
I only have one question: how do we stop him?
That doesn't mean we still can't try.
[The Titans watch the sun rise; Beast Boy has his arm around Raven's shoulder]
[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
Robin
Great work, Starfire.
I could not have done it without your assistance.
Robin
Uh... nice arm.
I too admire your abundant limb strength.
Let's go, unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend.
Robin
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Robin
Uh...
[A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
Robin
You're still thinking about that? Starfire, we're stranded on a hostile alien planet.
I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin
Uh, yes?
[Starfire huffs]
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