Elaine, Bobby and others in “Unfinished Business”

Elaine

I mean, I can't believe you. You wouldn't go out with a woman if she wasn't good looking?

Bobby

Sure I would... if I was real drunk or somethin'.

Tony

Hey, c'mon, Elaine. Looks matter to women, too. How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?

Bobby

Yeah, how popular, Louie?

Louie

Y'know, Bobby, I hope someone slams a door on your nose and you sneeze and your head explodes.