Louie, Elaine and others in “Unfinished Business”

Louie

Hey, hey, ya wanna great tip? Here it is: Never pick up a cripple.

Elaine

Louie! That is the rottenest thing I ever heard. Y'know, I'm not even gonna bother to tell you why, but first of all, you don't call them "cripples," you call them "handicapped persons."

Louie

You're right. I'm embarrassed. Okay, John, forget what I said. The people you should never pick up are handicapped persons. The reason is in the time it takes you to help one of them in and out of your cab, you could pick up maybe ten guys who could get in and out all by themselves. So, no handicapped persons. Cabs are only for people who can walk.

Alex

You have to forgive Louie, he's himself today.