Rise and shine, lil' britches. The early bird worms the best deal.
All S1
S1 E2Plunder and Lightning: Part II
What would you say to a 100?
Only a lousy 100 bucks?
A 100 thousand lousy bucks.
S1 E3Plunder and Lightning: Part III
Open the bomb bay doors, please, Hal!
KPKhan Pilot #1
No!
KPKhan Pilot #2
Don't you have any decency?
I am a pirate! I don't do "decency"!
[The bomb bay doors open and the pilots, along with their plane, drop to the ocean]
April Foolishness!
Why'd ya let 'em live, Boss?
Because I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took! Let him worry.
Oh, now I see.
You know, worth is in the eye of me who is doing the beholding.
[Distracting two Air Pirate guards] Everybody, hoe down!
Well, swing to the left and swing to the right.
Do-si-do all day and night.
Back and forth, around and about.
Then you knock your partner out!
All right, Ratchet, take those goodies to the workshop and do... shop work on them.
Speak up! My door is always open sometimes.
Yes, yes, what is your pathetic, insignificant little point?
[Gasps mockingly] Did I hurt your feelings? … Good!
Wait! I'm getting a brainstorm!
[Sarcastically] And me without my umbrella.
Shoot them! A lot! Perforate them, you pinheads!
[After applying the Over Drive system]
What was that?
A little something I added. But use it too long and the engines overheat and "boom-boom, bye-bye."
Baloo?
Yeah?
Let's do it again!
Ah, so here you are.
[Tying a neckerchief around Kit’s neck] There, ha ha.
You are back with the pirates now, yes-no?
[Putting an arm around Kit] You did well, my puny protégé. Happy?
[Forlornly, while looking away and tearing up] Yeah. Couldn’t be happier.
What is with you?
You haven't said three words the whole flight home! Baloo?
[After being forcibly taken to Shere Khan’s office]
Ah. So glad you could stop by.
There are rules about this sort of thing, you know!
I make my own rules.
Where's the stone?
Look, before we tell you anything, what is this stone everybody keeps talking about?
Fair enough. Doctor?
DDr. DeBolt
Ahem! The stone is actually a sub-electron amplifier, which means it can create unlimited amounts of electricity! Enough to run all of Mr. Khan's businesses. But, we were only able to create one stone, and it-
[While Shere Khan chokes Dr. DeBolt]
Thank you, Doctor.
Now where is it?
Um… we don't have it, Don Karnage does!
I am displeased, Baloo.
[Unsheathes claws] You have let me down.
Don't tell me about being let down mister, ‘cause I’m an expert. You let someone get close to you and they stab you in the back!
Well I'm sick of being used, [looks at Rebecca] and I'm sick of working for you! [looks at Dr. DeBolt] And I'm sick of your stupid stone! So y'all just leave me alone!
Hmmm. A very emotional man.
You’re all dismissed.
DDr. DeBolt
Yeah bu- but Mr. Khan…
[Swivels his chair around] Good day.
S1 E4Plunder and Lightning: Part IV
[The air pirates are trying to break down a steel door with Mad Dog's head]
Stop that! What are you thinking?!
MDMad Dog's
Thanks, cap'n.
His head is way too soft. We need something harder.
Isn't this the life! No bosses, no troubles, no obligations.
Yeah, cuz, you keep saying that every five minutes. And you'll believe it in a year or two.
If you can't fly, don't mess with the eagles!
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