Alright Sam - tap the keg.
Here?
Yeah Sam, look around; it's freaking Woodstock, everyone's hopped up on the brown acid. We don't need the song and dance. Give him a little prick.
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I think anyway you slice it we've got Pac Man and True Blood in the same room.
Mankind's a limited resource, after all.
There are seven billion of them.
Only seven.
We come from you.
Barely.
I am the son of Eve!
A pathetic mutt! Hardly one of us. I knew Eve... and honestly, your mommy was a whore.
But Dean, we gave up all our Vamptonite.
Wow you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.
Right, right, your flesh is crawling. All you want to do is kill me now. You hate having to wait and come back, and try again...
Pretty much. I wouldn't leave that head to close to that body for too long.
See you next season.
Looking forward to it.
[Dick Roman throws a match into a bowl, summoning Crowley]
Hello... [He looks up as the light fixture above him changes to a devil’s trap] Dick.
So, if you're suddenly calling, I guess you're up to speed on the Winchesters, which means you intercepted the Prophet. And the Prophet told you that my blood is the key to everything. You know what I like about you?
Lack of pretension?
You're smarter than you look.
Oh, well, now you're just flirting.
We need America. They're so fat.
We should call Castiel.
Dude, on my car...he showed up naked...covered in bees.
Yeah, I am not really sorry I missed that.
Well, I guess if we can't find a righteous bone in a friggin' nunnery crypt.
All right. Here – listen to this. Sister Mary Benedict, uh, taught the learning-impaired and died at age 23.
Eh, it's a little young. Find someone who's had time to cook.
Okay, well, there was, uh... here – Sister Mary Eunice. Uh, fed the poor, became Mother Superior at age 60.
Sounds political. Power corrupts.
Right. Um... listen to this – Sister Mary Constant, 83 years of quiet, humble nun-like goodness. What do you think?
Wow. I want to be more righteous just reading this.
Exactly.
All right, well, I lay odds on her. Here we go. Well... let's bone this nun.
[Sam gives him a look]
Sorry.
[to Dean about Castiel] Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
So, Cas, what's, uh, what's, uh, what’s the word?
Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys are so... clever, and they're sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?
Not very. You want to come inside and, uh, tell us what's going on?
[picks up bone and sniffs it] Mm. Sister Mary Constant. Good choice.
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