Supernatural · Season 1
Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent.
I guess it does work over the phone.
You know what else? I get a pedicure once in a while at this nice Vietnamese joint.
Okay, please stop.
This one girl, Nhung Phuong, name means "velvet phoenix." Tiny thing, but the grip on her! She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna -
Whoa, whoa, hey, come on, man. Now I'm scarred for life! Thank you.
I told myself I wanted out. That I wanted a family.
But you were lying.
No, but what I'm good at is slicing throats. I ain't a father, I'm a killer. And there's no changing that, I know that now.
Sam, what are you feeling now?
I feel like my nose is broken.
No, that's a physical sensation. How do you feel?
I think--
Feel?
I... don't know.
[Castiel takes off his belt.]
Wha-- Uh...
This will be unpleasant. [He offers Sam the belt.] Bite down on this. If there's some place that you find soothing, you should go there. In your mind.
So is he even still Sam?
Well, you pose an interesting philosophical question.
So, Samuel didn't take the bait, so I went with Plan B.
We had a Plan B?
I fired up the GPS in one of his cell phones. We should be able to track him right to the Alpha.
The old man won't notice?
Trust me. He thinks Velcro is big news.
When your kind first huddled around the fire, I was the thing in the dark. Now you think you can hurt me?
The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?
All right, enough with the sermon, freak.
I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?
Legoland?
OK, we split up, clear every room. If you get a shot, you take it. It's not going to kill him, but dude will move a little slower without any kneecaps, and if we make it through this, you, me and Sam are having one hell of a family meeting.
Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Since, let's see... mind your business.
You do realize these were animal attacks.
An animal, out here? You think it came for the sailing?
You didn't sleep. Cause you don't... sleep.
Right.
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
Bag him now?
No, we make sure.
Really?
Before we hand him over to a lifetime of demon rape? Yeah, really.
Boy, Cal just doesn't know when to quit.
Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip club, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.
Roll over, Lucky. Speak.
Go to hell.
Already been. Didn't agree with me.
Empathy man, empathy. I mean, the old Sam would have given her some-some wussified, dew-eyed crap.
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