Supernatural · Season 1
[on the phone] UFO! UFO!
Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Close encounter! Close encounter!
Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
They're after me!
Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.
Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
Your brother was abducted?
Yeah.
Oh my God!
It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust.
Did it-did it happen when you were kids?
No, like half an hour ago.
So, you've been hunting UFOs for over three decades and you basically have no concrete data and zero workable leads.
Well, I...
Have you considered the possibility that you suck at hunting UFOs?
Look. That brings up a question. So, say you got a soul, and you're on a case. And your brother gets abducted by aliens.
Yeah, then you do everything you can to get him back.
Right, you do. But, what about when there are no more leads for the night? I mean, are you supposed to just sit there in the dark and suffer? Even when there's nothing that can be done at that moment?
Yes!
What?
Yes. You sit in the dark and you-you feel the loss.
Absolutely. But couldn't I just do all that and have sex with the hippy chick?
No!
It'll be in the dark.
Cas, we found something. It-it's this gold box. Apparently Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. I think it's the - ready for this - the Arc of the Covenant. Yeah, so-
I'm here Sam. Where is the box?
I can't believe you fell for that! That was the plot of Raiders, idiot.
If you don't help us, I will hunt you down and kill you.
Will you, boy? How?
I don't know yet, but I will look until I find out and I don't sleep.
You need help Sam.
I need your help.
This is very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?
You're watching porn? Why?
It was there.
You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off! [Castiel looks down at his lap] Now he's got a boner.
This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
We're not supposed to talk about it.
If you want forgiveness, find a priest.
I just want you to understand.
Oh, I understand. That you're a liar. You talk about putting blood first – which is funny 'cause you sound just like my dad - difference is, he actually did!
I am putting blood first.
Oh, give me a break.
Mary's my blood, my daughter! Don't come at me like I sold you out, Dean. You sold out your own mother! It was her or Sam and you chose Sam, plain and simple.
Oh, that is such crap. You wanna know what really happened? You chose a demon over your own grandsons!
See it how you want. I don't even know what Sam is. And you want me to protect him? And you? You're a stranger. No, really, tell me – what exactly are you supposed to be to me?
I'll tell you who I am. I'm the guy you never wanna see again. 'Cause I'll make it out of here, trust me. And the next time you see me, I'll be there to kill you.
Don't think there's gonna be a next time.
Whatever gets you though the night.
I'm trying to save your life!
Exactly, Dean! It's my life! It's my life, it's my soul. And it sure as hell ain't your head that's gonna explode when this whole scheme of yours goes sideways!
(after dying from a heart attack) Why?
You think maybe it was the extra cheese?
Yeah... It was good though.
You want to explain what this is about?
I just, uh, I have to do this, Bobby.
Says who?
When Dean shoves that soul back in me, think how bad that could really be. I can't let it happen, Bobby. I mean it's not like I want to kill you, you've been nothing but good to me.
So what, demon deal or somethin'?
Spell.
You're makin' a mistake, Sam.
I'm trying to survive.
Dean's got a way to make it safe.
Oh, yeah, what some wall inside my head that maybe stays up? Come on.
If it works...
Well, what if it doesn't? Dean doesn't care about me. He - he just cares about his little brother, Sammy, burning in Hell. He'll kill me to get that other guy back.
Look, I... I know how scary it is. You know what's scarier? You right now. You're not in your right head Sam. You're not giving us much choice here.
Today, you got a hard look behind the curtain. Wrecking the natural order's not quite such fun when you have to mop up the mess, is it? This is hard for you, Dean. You throw away your life because you've come to assume that it'll bounce right back into your lap. But the human soul is not a rubber ball. It's vulnerable, impermanent, but stronger than you know. And more valuable than you can imagine. So, I think you've learned something today.
[returning Sam's soul to him] Now Sam, I'm going to put up a barrier inside your mind.
Don't you touch me.
It might feel a little itchy. Do me a favor... don't scratch the wall. Because trust me, you're not going to like what happens.
So, Sam...
Yeah?
What's the last thing you remember?
The field. And then I fell.
Okay. And then?
Um, I woke up in the panic room.
That's it? You really don't remember—
Let's be glad. Who wants to remember all that hell?
Well, how long was I gone?
About a year and a half.
What? I was downstairs f— I don't remember anything. So, how'd I get back? Was it Cas?
Not exactly.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Supernatural pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
