[looking in the supplement bottle] These aren't "supplements", they're roofies.
What? How do you know what roofies look like?
How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?
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You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. And I saved your hide at that church... And the hospital. I may not think things all the way through. Okay? But what I do, I do because it's the right thing. I'd do it again.
And that... is the problem. You think you're my savior, my brother, the hero. You swoop in, and even when you mess up, you think what you're doing is worth it because you've convinced yourself you're doing more good than bad... But you're not... I mean, Kevin's dead, Crowley's in the wind. We're no closer to beating this angel thing. Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive?
[shocked] You kidding me? You and me... fighting the good fight together.
Okay. Just once, be honest with me. You didn't save me for me. You did it for you.
[totally confused] What are you talkin' about?
I was ready to die. I was ready. I should have died, but you... You didn't want to be alone, and that's what all this boils down to. You can't stand the thought of being alone.
All right.
I'll give you this much. You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing as long as you're not the one being hurt.
All right, you want to be honest? If the situation were reversed and I was dying, you'd do the same thing.
No Dean, I wouldn’t. Same circumstances, I wouldn’t.
[On his phone] Crowley, it's Dean. Call me when you get this.
Really, Dean?
What?
That's your third unanswered voicemail. You ever think maybe he's just not that into you?
I don't want to fight. But if I have to, I will.
AAngel
I didn't come to fight. When I fell, I thought I had no choice, but yesterday, you've showed me that there is a choice. And I choose you.
And you were ours. And we failed you. I --
Sam. I know that wasn't you. Go put a blade in that asshat who possessed you and we'll call it square... Guys. Thank you.
You can thank us when we get you to heaven where you belong. Okay, until then, enjoy your time with your mom. The, uh, uninterrupted, 24/7, no-escape quality time.
Dick. Hey, before I go... Will you guys promise me something?
Yeah.
Anything.
Can you two... Get over it? Dudes, just 'cause you couldn't see me doesn't mean I couldn't see you. The drama, the fighting... It's stupid. My mom's taking home a ghost. You two... You're both still here.
[sarcastically] Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.
Says nobody.
Ever.
And -- and quit raining on my rainbow.
Rainbows can't happen without rain.
Don't try to use science with me.
You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed 'cause you thought you could fly.
After you jumped first.
Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like superman, okay? Everybody knows that Batman can't fly.
[chuckling] Well, I didn't know that. I broke my arm.
[laughing] I know you did. Man, I drove you to the E.R. on my handlebars. Hm, good times.
It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag. Take off the mask. I know you're not Thinman. You're just a "me-me".
Ed, it's pronounced meme.
It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.
The second "e" is silent. Yeah.
You're a me-me ... a-a man-meme, and I invented you.
You roll with a guy so many years, you start to think he's always gonna be next to you. Like, when you're old and you're drinking on the porch, he'll be in that other rocking chair. And then something happens, and you realize that other chair has gone empty.
He goes missing for weeks on end without a peep? Well, not one that makes sense, anyway. Listen to this.
[Dean sets his phone on the table and plays a voicemail on speaker]
Dean. Um... [indecipherable ramblings]
Wait a second. Did he...Drunk-dial you?
Look at you. You're a mess. You know, we were counting on you. You let us down.
Your slimy followers were counting on you to kill Abaddon, and you let them down.
The man with all the mojo -- Captain Evil.
Oh, it's pathetic.
What is this? An intervention?
You need to focus, Crowley. Get a grip!
What, you just gonna let Hell go to Hell?
You don't know what it's like to be human!
[Crowley is messing with a vending machine.]
[exasperated] What is Crowley doing?
Stealing candy.
He is ... he's ... he's stealing candy.
You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an okay guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version... [Shouting at Crowley] Hey. Hey! Cut it out, man! Image! You're the king of rotten. Act like it.
Well, you're looking good for a guy pushing...90?
Well, thanks, sport. There's a spell for damn near everything.
[Holding the First Blade] Should we fire it up? What do you say?
Go to hell.
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