If they give me a rocking chair up there, I'm raising hell.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Y... [looks up and see Sam's scruffy hair] Man, I'm telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers, and...
Wow. That is some meta madness. Thanks for saving the world and stuff. [turns to Sam] Sorry you have zero luck with the ladies.
Sam Wha- we need to find every single copy of those books and burn them.
DTDjinn Teenager
My mom always told me not to play with my food.
(The teenager turns around and Sam stabs him dead)
Yeah, well maybe you should've listened to your mom!
I love you.
I know.
No, you don't understand- you don't understand! I was at this sleepover and I got scared, so... I called my parents to come and get me. They should never have been driving that night.
It wasn't your fault.
I just want to tell her that I'm sorry- and just have her hear it again. I just need her to hear that one more time. But she can't, she-she can't.
I know. Believe me, I know.
One last time, okay? (reading from the Hobbit) 'In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on, or to eat. It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.'
(to the Winchesters via video) I'm dead, you bastards! So screw you, screw God, and everybody in-between!
(drinking coffee) You know, I remember when you first discovered it. Before you started brewing it, you'd just chew the berries. Folktale is true by the way, you learned it from the goats.
NNaomi
Where is the angel tablet, Castiel?
In the words of a... good friend, bite me.
NNaomi
Oh, we'll bite. Don't worry.
You remember when, uh... when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack-mule ride?
The what?
And uh-your mule kept farting. Like letting it go, like gale force?
Dude you were like 4 years old, I barely remember it.
(laughs) You rode a farty donkey.
NNaomi
How dare you.
I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.
Am I seeing this? How did you figure it out?
It started when they forgot the secret knock. But really, it... it was the way they acted. I don't think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into town and get me a barbecue dinner, not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge.
So... my demons were too polite?
Yeah.
Well, I'll be a son of a whore.
So you've been holed up here or... or in a wigwam, or in some cave, listening to stories, reading books?
And it was something to watch. What you brought to His earth... all the mayhem, the murder, Just the raw, wild invention of God's naked apes... it was mind-blowing. But really, really... it was your storytelling. That is the true flower of free will, at least as you've mastered it so far. When you create stories, you become gods of tiny intricate dimensions unto themselves. So many worlds. I have read as much as it's possible for an angel to read, and I haven't caught up.
But are you in? With us, I mean.
You really intend on closing the doors of Hell?
Seems like the thing to do, don't it?
It's your choice. And that's what this has all been about. The choices your kind make. But you're going to have to weigh that choice. Ask yourself what's it it going to take to do this and what will the world be like after it's done.
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