Lois Lane quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Lois Lane

Nice work, Smallville. You're only the second person I've ever seen get under Lex's skin.

Clark Kent

Who's the first?

Lois Lane

Me. When I dumped him.

Clark Kent

Whoa.

Lois Lane

Listen, Bibbo. [Takes out some change] Take this and call Clark Kent at the Planet, let him know where I am, and tell him to call Police Commissioner Henderson if he doesn't hear from me in twenty minutes. Got that? Twenty minutes.

Bibbo Bibbowski

Um...

Lois Lane

Thanks, Bibbo, I owe you one. [Leaves]

Bibbo Bibbowski

Yeah, yeah, sure. [To himself] Call Kirk Kent, know about the boat, and said somethin' about the police... [Sees a soda machine] Hey! Soda. [Looks at change; shrugs] She'll be okay.

Lois Lane

Nice 'S'.

Clark Kent

Excuse me?

Lois Lane

You sound too good to be true. What's your secret?

Superman

What do you mean?

Lois Lane

Well, you don't go around in blue tights and a cape all the time, do you? What do you do in your off hours?

Superman

I think that's a question for another time.

Superman

Call the police and let them know what's happening. I'm gonna try and stop that thing.

Lois Lane

Be- [Superman flies off quickly] careful.

John Corben

[after forcibly kissing Lois, shocked] I... I didn't feel anything.

Lois Lane

See if you feel this! [slaps him, but this hurts her hand as a loud metallic clank is heard] Ow!

John Corben

I... I can't even feel a kiss... What did they do to me?

Lois Lane

I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.

Clark Kent

Well, Lois, the truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.

Lois Lane

You're a sick man, Kent.

Clark Kent

You asked.

Clark Kent

"L.L."? Lana Lang?

Lois Lane

Don't tell me you know her?

Clark Kent

We used to date.

Lois Lane

Get out!

Clark Kent

In high school.

Lois Lane

She's certainly come up in the world since then. [Clark gives her a look]... From Smallville, I mean.

Clark Kent

Lana, you know that I really care about you. You're like...

Lana Lang

Clark Kent, I swear if you say 'I'm like a sister to you,' I'm going back to Lex!

Clark Kent

Sorry, but I know you'll find that special person some day.

Lana Lang

So will you. You deserve it. Someone quiet, understanding, patient...

Lois Lane

Hey Smallville! Get your tail in here, Perry's got an assignment for us.

Lana Lang

Remember, if you ever change your mind about me, feel free to fly on up any time.

Angela Chen

"We?" Well, it looks like Superman saved your skin again.

Superman

Other way around! If it wasn't for Dan Turpin, I wouldn't be standing here tonight. Thanks.

Anytime pal.

Lois Lane

Where's Mannheim?

I think he's Somewhere beyond our jurisdiction.

Bruno Mannheim

Where in God's name are we?

That depends. Which 'god' are you talking about?

Bruno Mannheim

Listen buddy, I'm through with these games, I want some answers! You're gonna tell me who you work for?!

Darkseid

Welcome to Apokolips, Mr. Mannheim.

Bruno Mannheim

Who are you?

Darkseid

Your new Lord and Master. You may call me... :Darkseid.

Mala

I am Mala, Superman's second in command. I offer you my promise that to this world that I will follow in Superman's tradition of just rule with a fair hand.

Lois Lane

I thought I was career minded.

Lois Lane

It must hurt your fingers, clamping down on my throat like that...

Mala

I'll live.

Lois Lane

I'm gonna personally lead the army that vaporizes you two.

Mala

Or vice-versa. Either way, see you soon.

Jimmy Olsen

Sonic boom? Earthquake?

Lois Lane

Maybe Perry had chili for lunch again.

Lois Lane

Flash! Do you really think you stand a chance against the Man of Steel?

The Flash

Man of Steel, Feet of lead!