[as CM Punk celebrates his win, becoming undisputed WWE Champion] What a SummerSlam, ladies and gentlemen, here tonight in Los Angeles. What a SummerSlam. [Punk turns around to find Kevin Nash, who clotheslines him] Wait a minute, oh my God! Who the hell?! Who the hell is that?!
What the hell?
Kevin Nash! That's Kevin Nash!
[Triple H walks back to the ring shocked]
You got to be kidding! That's my big homey!
What is he doing here?! [Nash powerbombs Punk] Oh my God, the Jackknife Powerbomb! [Nash leaves through the audience as Triple H looks on in bewilderment. Meanwhile, Del Rio walks down with a referee and the briefcase] Oh my lo...OH MY GOD, Alberto Del Rio, Mr. Money in the Bank...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my goodness.
...with a referee in tow!
Timing is everything!
[Del Rio hands the briefcase to the referee, who orders the impromptu match to begin]
Del Rio! Del Rio with the Money in the Bank contract! He's cashing it in!
[the bell rings] Alberto Del Rio cashing in his Money in the Bank contract!
CM Punk...
I don't believe this.
...taken out by Nash! [Del Rio kicks Punk in the head] Del Rio, kick to the back of the head! The cover! [The ref counts to three] Oh, my lord! Del Rio's Champion! Del Rio's Champion!
The winner of this match and NEW WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio!
[as Del Rio celebrates, being handed the title] This is absolutely unbelievable! What a turn of events!
Pandemomium at SummerSlam!
What this is, guys, this is destiny tonight for Alberto Del Rio!
But what was Kevin Nash doing here?!
Triple H trying to figure out...trying to make sense of everything that has happened here.
As we are. This is total chaos. I think that Alberto Del Rio is now the undisputed WWE Champion.
He is! He is!
Did you say "think"? Alberto Del Rio is the new WWE Champion here tonight at SummerSlam! He cashed it in!
Triple H has no idea what's happened. Del Rio cashed in his Money in the Bank contract...
But he did it after CM Punk was laid out by Kevin Nash, who had...what the hell was he doing here?! Well, there's our undisputed Champion, Alberto Del Rio! What just happened?!
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