Jerry and Michael in “2011”

[on Daniel Bryan] I like the beard on him, I like the new look on Daniel Bryan...

You know how long it took him to grow that beard? About two months! Actually, I believe he hasn't even shaved yet. Like, forever.

What is Daniel Bryan gonna have to do to make a believer out of you? Is there anything possible he can do to make you a Daniel Bryan fan? What?

Yeah, quit.