Can you imagine poor Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is gonna have to be soiled by this grease monkey with those filthy, greasy fingernails of his, Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. Look at the look on Hunter's face. Oh, this has gotta be...oh, I can't even imagine it myself.
This is degrading for Hunter Hearst-Helmsley?
Without a doubt.
Please.
I mean, that's just two complete opposite worlds. You're looking at the kind of guy over there, in Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, that would spend his honeymoon at a monster truck rally or something, and then you've got a man over here who...his idea of a fast food restaurant would be someplace that could serve Kentucky-fried quail or pheasant under glass.
"Kentucky-fried quail."
Yeah.
I see.
Or squab. You ever heard of that?
Squab?
Yeah. That's the kind of things Hunter Hearst-Helmsley would eat.
Sounds like a detergent. Squab?
You sure you're not from Alabama, like Bob there?
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