“1995” quotes from SummerSlam

I'm standing here with what is fixin' to be the future WWF Champion. And now, come on, King Mabel. You gave me the first scoop, you've been involving me plan after plan. Come on, tell me, tell me, what's the final plan? Gotta know, gotta know, come on, come on.

Dok, you, just like everybody else around the world, are just gonna have to wait until it unfolds. Big Daddy Cool, what's the old saying? Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice; shame on you; but three times? What's your story, Big Daddy Fool? You think the thing with the British Bulldog was the big one?

Yeah!

Uh-uh. It's tonight, and you will see. Long live the king.

Can you imagine poor Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is gonna have to be soiled by this grease monkey with those filthy, greasy fingernails of his, Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. Look at the look on Hunter's face. Oh, this has gotta be...oh, I can't even imagine it myself.

This is degrading for Hunter Hearst-Helmsley?

Without a doubt.

Please.

I mean, that's just two complete opposite worlds. You're looking at the kind of guy over there, in Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, that would spend his honeymoon at a monster truck rally or something, and then you've got a man over here who...his idea of a fast food restaurant would be someplace that could serve Kentucky-fried quail or pheasant under glass.

"Kentucky-fried quail."

Yeah.

I see.

Or squab. You ever heard of that?

Squab?

Yeah. That's the kind of things Hunter Hearst-Helmsley would eat.

Sounds like a detergent. Squab?

You sure you're not from Alabama, like Bob there?

We're back! I'm sure everybody will agree that we were cheated once. And then guess what. We were cheated twice. But tonight, I promise you that third time's the charm for the Body Donnas. And Mr. Barry Horriblewitz will regret ever stepping up to the Body Donnas, and that's a promise. We plan on showing everyone, we plan on teaching Barry Horriblewitz, that good-for-nothing, out-of-shape, natural born loser, a lesson that he and all of you will never soon forget.

[to Sunny after she threw in the towel] Hey, this is not boxing! This is wrestling! YOU GET OUT!!

[on Barry Horowitz] I knew something was up when I looked at his name, and beside his name in the program, it said, "yeah, right."

You've heard of Buns of Steel? I think Bertha Faye's got buns of cinnamon.

[on Isaac Yankem, DDS] This man has been a great wrestler in the past under an assumed name.

What was his assumed name?

I'm not gonna tell you that. He doesn't want them to know. He only wants everybody to know him by his name, and it's Yankem, not Yankem.

Come on, Shawn.

You're rooting for Shawn to win?

No, I don't care.

Come on, Razor.

You just said, "come on, Shawn," earlier.

I know. See? I'm very objective.