From the Meadowlands Arena to the multitudes beyond, I, The Genius, full of glory and renown
Share my wondrous words of wisdom with the SummerSlam spectacular to validate my mortar board and gown.
Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan shall be running for their lives, the highest card they're holding is a deuce.
They are totally unqualified to match the royal flush that shall be coming from the Macho Man and Zeus.
"Scary Sherri" is the term that Brutus Beefcake used in slander, and he had the nerve to call her overdressed.
That's when the Barber got a trim that wasn't on the schedule, because Sherri is a cut above the rest.
On the other hand, Elizabeth is absolutely useless, she is less than just another pretty face.
When you add the unknown factor of the Human Wrecking Machine, tonight the Hulk shall be in second place!
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