Harold quotes from Suits

Mike

Kevin, trusts and estates?

Donna

No, it's too meek. It's gotta be a woman. Who is it?

Harold

Harold. I need a stapler.

Donna

I was right.

Louis

I need a list of everything that's wrong with the rehearsal space. For example, the creaky floorboards, they're affecting certain dancers' attitudes.

Harold

Oh, they shouldn't let that get them down.

Rachel

"Attitude" is a pose.

Harold

Oh, yeah, like striking an attitude. Whatever, I do that all the time.

Louis

Okay. I also need a list of the ballet company principals.

Harold

Okay, um, integrity, fidelity, patriotism-

Rachel

Not that kind of principle.

Louis

Okay, we're done.

Harold

How am I supposed to know?

Louis

Rachel, you've just been drafted.

Harold

Oh, but she's not even a-

Louis

Not what? She's not what, Harold? Ms. Zane not only knows more about ballet than you do, she also knows more about law.

Harold

What is it about ballet? I just- I don't get it, you know? There's no words, there's no story, there's no action. It's just all [jumps in air] and [jumps] and like [jumping in air, arms flailing as Louis walks up]... I don't... [Rachel clears throat] Please tell me that Louis isn't behind me.

Louis

Louis isn't behind you. Hi.

Harold

Hi.

Louis

Penelope Cruz, Zoe Saldana, Audrey Hepburn, what do they all have in common?

Harold

They're all hot?

Louis

No, dumbass. They all owe their success to ballet because it gives them discipline and grace, it embodies our emotions, it's breathtaking in its beauty, and most importantly, it expresses what cannot be put into words. You want to get ahead here, Harold? Take ballet, because right now, the only thing that's breathtaking about you can easily be put into words: nothing. Now relevé your ass back to work.

Mike

Wow, yeah, that is a tattoo.

Harold

It's cool, right?

Mike

Yeah. A manatee. The slow, gentle cow of the sea.

Harold

Uh uh no, it's a shark actually.

Mike

Totally. No, yes that is- that's a shark. That is a big wide fat shark.

Louis

[enters] You're fired.

Harold

Oh! You can't fire Mike!

Louis

You. You moron. You can't even get your firing right.