Jerri and Jellineck in “Who Wants Cake”

Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend.

Snitching doesn’t seem like you, Jerri.

Oh, it’s not what you think. It’s not like snitching on a real person. She's--

Gay?

Retarded.

Yes, most of them are.

Most who are what?

Most gay people are retarded.

Does that mean Kimberly Timbers is gay?

I don’t know. Hey! Make a pass at her and find out. She'd have to be retarded to turn you down.