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Strangers with Candy · Season 1, Episode 4

Jerri and Noblet in “Who Wants Cake”

Jerri

Packing a Musket, by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk till you're limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're begging ya "please," to get down on your knees, near their groinage, 'scusa me, but ya see, don't ya touch where they pee, without coinage.

Noblet

Thank you, Jerri, that'll be...

Jerri

When I straddle and squat, to show you my... [bell rings, drowning Jerri's voice out]

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