[Junko has accidentally trapped himself inside the shelter that he built]
I... think I forgot to build a door. [sheepish laugh] Ahh! Oh! And... I also built this thing on a hive of beach spiders! Get 'em off meee!
S2 E17Shipwrecked
[to the natives] You think you've got me? Well, I've... [removes the nose from one of the native's masks] got your nose!
[Stork does a magic trick to make the nose 'disappear'. The natives gasp and run away]
Heh, heh, heh, heh. There should be a law against me...
[Stork is trying to cross a rickety wooden bridge]
No big deal, no big deal. Just a... terrifying plunge to a... hideous, bone-shattering death...
[Stork has reached the entrance to a temple]
Hmmm... a creepy cave in front of me, spear-waving tiki guys behind me.
[A thrown spear narrowly misses Stork]
Right. Creepy cave it is.
Hey, I found something to eat.
[Junko is carrying Beard Berries which are brown, dark green and hairy]
Eugh. That looks like something Radarr would hack up.
[Finn has grown a mustache, caused by eating a Beard Berry]
I think it makes me look dignified.
[The natives are trying to persuade Stork, who is now wearing a tiki mask to disguise himself, to enter a tiki hut to be safe from a storm]
Um, sorry, but I've got to fly my big sky sled up to the heavens and commune with my fellow dieties! It's been fun!
[Stork runs straight into a tree, losing his disguise in the process]
And now it's not fun.
[The Storm Hawks are trying to surf a tidal wave, on the same board]
WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT! [points to spikes]
I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!
S2 E18Power Grab
[The Cyclonians are preparing to leave to retrieve the doorway from the temple on Terra Tropica]
Such exhilarating times. The doorway! Our epic journey!
You're not coming.
[Snipe laughs]
But Master Cyclonis, why?
Because I'm leaving you in charge of Cyclonia while I'm gone.
Who's laughing now, brother?
[The Cyclonians have found the door]
[chuckles] A door?
Not just any door, Dark Ace. This one leads us to the future of Cyclonia.
Fool! Watch where you're going!
C2Cyclonian #2
My... apologies, Master Ravess.
You look familiar.
C2Cyclonian #2
[proudly] Yes, well, I am one of the top commanders in the fleet, Master.
Oh yes, you're... you're that guy.
[We get a flashback to the final scene of the episode Radarr Love]
Whatshisname.
C2Cyclonian #2
Uh, it's-
No matter. Just shape up.
[Snipe has locked Ravess in a cell and is now in charge of Cyclonia]
C2Cyclonian #2
Commander Snipe.
Hey! You're blocking my view!
C2Cyclonian #2
[moves] Forgive me, Commander Snipe.
That's Master Snipe! And what do you want?!
C2Cyclonian #2
[nervously] Well, I, uh... You said we could talk about my, uh... promotion, and...
Aw, buzz off! Can't you see I'm busy here?!
C2Cyclonian #2
So sorry, Master Snipe. I'll come back when it's more [sniffs] convenient.
[A Cyclonian functionary has walked in on Snipe having a bath]
What do you want?
FFunctionary
These papers demand your immediate attention, sir.
I'm busy.
FFunctionary
Sir, at the very least, we need your approvals for departures and arrivals.
Do I look like I care?
FFunctionary
But... what if someone enters our airspace?
Blast them! [a fart bubble appears behind him] You heard me! Now SCRAM!
[After the Raptors were shot down on their approach to Cyclonia]
Where is Cyclonis?! I demand to speak to her!
She's off on some secret mission, so I'm in charge. And what do you want?
You to explain why I was shot out of the sky!
[laughing] Oh yeah! Sorry about that.
Sorry?! You shoot us down, and "Sorry" is all you've got?!
I've got a knuckle sandwich! How'd you like that, huh?! Now, beat it, lizard boy, before I blast you again!
[Cyclonian #2 is discussing his promotion with Repton, who is now in charge]
What was your name again?
C2Cyclonian #2
Well, I'm still working on that actually. So, what do you like better? Steel Claw or Raven Fang?
[pause]
I could care less.
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