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S2 E5Life with Leugey

How could you be so foolish?! Do you know how hard it was to track you and this crystal?!

[Leugey says nothing]

Well! Say something!

[hugs Repton] I missed you too, Boss!

What did I tell you about the hugging?

Oops! He! [lets go of Repton] Sorry, Boss.

[Stork, now separated from Leugey, is taking a bath]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.

S2 E6What Got into Finn?

[Finn and Junko opened a canister that they weren't supposed to open]

We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.

FJFinn and Junko

Monster?

Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?

[Finn and Junko chuckle sheepishly]

You didn't.

Ooh... they did.

[Stork is examining slobber from the monster, which Finn has turned into]

Ooh...

What is it, Stork?

Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.

[The Storm Hawks have found Finn in monster form]

That's really Finn?

[Finn throws a fruit at Aerrow]

It's not like him to share.

[Stork has been working on a cure for Finn and Junko's infection, caught by opening the canister]

One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.

Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.

Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.

Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.

[Junko eats the green wafer, causing him to turn into tentacles]

OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.

[Stork has set up a trap for Finn]

That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.

Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.

[Monster Finn has pushed Stork off a cliff and into a deep swampy pond]

Step two: SHOW NO MERCY. (puts his helmet on and pond water splashes on him)

S2 E7Royal Twist

[Piper has met Princess "Perry" Peregrine, who looks exactly like her]

You're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.

PPerry

You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.

[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]

PPerry

The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]

Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.

[to Perry] Why don't we discuss your schedule for the day? First, the royal birdseed review at noon. Then the paint-drying tournament, followed by your trophy presentation at the royal dish-scrubbing contest.

She hasn't returned or even checked in. That's not Piper's style, Stork.

Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...

[Perry, disguised as Piper, is flying awkwardly towards the Condor]

...not in style.

[A Nightcrawler has been captured by the guards on Terra Clockstoppia]

Outsiders are not welcome. What is your business here?

NNightcrawler

I have come for your crystals.

Well, you're wasting your time. We don't use crystals here. They are forbidden.

NNightcrawler

But you do have them. You just don't use them. Such a shame.

Oh? And why is that, pray tell?

NNightcrawler

Because now I know. Your kingdom is defenceless!

[After a Nightcrawler attack on Clockstoppia]

[wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!

[holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?

No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!

[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]

You're gonna stop them with oranges?

Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!

[Piper and Perry have made the Nightcrawlers retreat by exposing them to bright light]

They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.

That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.

S2 E8Second Chances

GSGuy Skyly

[a news reporter] Remember disgraced Sky Knight Carver, who betrayed the people of Atmos? Guess where he is now.

[Carver is released from prison]

GSGuy Skyly

Say "Goodbye, slammer", and "Hello, freedom." He's out! New evidence has been discovered that proves behind a shadow of a doubt that bad boy Carver was a victim of Cyclonian mind control. Now that the mind control has worn off, Terra Atmosia has its hero back, and you're looking at one reporter who can't wait to see what the future holds for this superstar Sky Knight!

[The Storm Hawks are watching the news report]

See, this... is why I don't watch the news.

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