But Stork, you complain about the Condor all the time.
That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.
S1 E26Dude, Where's My Condor?
There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code.
Great! What's the code?
Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor.
Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 [takes a deep breath] 7436573875643 [takes a deep breath] 8"?
[The Colonel has acquired the Condor. It is starting to rip apart because it is going too fast]
Oh, no. My ship. My ship!
Your ship? This is my ship now, remember?
Then maybe you oughta try saving it!
It's just a ship. I have plenty of ships.
"Just a ship"?! The Condor demands an apology!
[The Storm Hawks now have the Condor back]
After our little high speed joyride of doom, she's in worse shape than ever! And I wouldn't have you any other way.
S2 E1The Masked Masher
[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]
Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?
That's almost our entire power supply!
What? No toast?
[Junko, disguised as the Masked Masher, is up against Clowniac]
Uh... Nice, friendly clown...
[Junko shakes hands with Clowniac, only to get shocked by Clowniac's joy buzzer]
Bad, mean clown!
[Finn uses a Hypnosis Crystal to give Junko self-confidence]
You're braver, stronger, and invincible-er!
[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]
Maybe I overdid it a little...
[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]
I'd say... yeah.
[Junko has been unmasked and is now fighting Aerrow]
Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!
Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!
[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words: "Cyclonia help bad news"]
Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!
[Everyone gasps]
[sighs] Finn...
Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!
[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!
[Piper and Cyclonis are ready to fight. Piper has a towel over her shoulders]
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Look at this, ladies and gents! It's Master Cyclonis versus...towel girl.
[Piper and Cyclonis are fighting]
You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.
You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.
Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.
S2 E2Atmos' Most Wanted
The Rebel Ducks think the Storm Hawks stole their Cheese Stone]
We found this at the scene of the crime!
[Wren takes out a fake Storm Hawks patch]
This is your insignia, is it not?
It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.
Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.
Um, I still think we should stay on the Condor... where it's safe...
If we hide, we're never gonna find out who's framing us.
My hands are too soft for hard labor... I'd never make it on the inside...
[The Storm Hawks are on a wanted poster on a bulletin board]
Guys, this is bad...
[Junko looks at the wrong flyer]
[scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?
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