Listen up, everybody! I got your staff evaluations from yesterday and I have one thing to say! Are you all zombies? Did I accidentally hire the walking dead? [reading e-vals] Four, six, three, seven. Reef, nine out of ten. Very nice. Fin, six.
Yeeaah, I beat you again!
No way! There was a rock band on my floor; they had a pig roast in the room!
Nine out of ten! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! I'm the king of the staff evaluations!
I got to say it's encouraging how seriously you're taking guest feedback.
Oh, we're not! I just want to kick her butt! Told you guys rule!
All right, that's enough! You're already late! Out, out, out!
So, you're still mad at me?
Yeah, until you take back what you said about female surfers!
Hey, just because you can't catch the same waves as I can doesn't mean you're any less of a surfer—oh, wait; it does! (Laughs)
That's it! Okay, I challenge you to a surf off right now!
I think I hear a toilet calling your name! Fin, come clean me, Fin!
Scared of getting your butt kicked by a girl?
Hey, I'm laid-back at lunch time and aggressive at crunch time. Bring it!
You know we'll get a strike!
Ha! I laugh at strikes!
Let's do this!
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