Oh look, it's Bill and Ben!
Two whiskies, you flobadobbing knob end!
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Get it up you, you value-for-money bastards!
You want me to talk to Tam, the most miserable bastard in the world, about changing his ways? Why don't you give me something simple to do, woman?! Like steal the Koh-i-Noor diamond, or climb K2 with Meena strapped to my back?!
Back aff, ya spooky bitch!
He called her a spooky bitch!
FFiona
Wit! Did ye?
Indeed I did not!
Aye ye did!
I called your missus a spooky bitch?!
Aye ye did, then ye chucked me doon the stairs!
You're oot yer tits on morphine, Jack.
NNed
Ten quid, man. Ten quid buys ye freedom.
IIsa
[Hands ten pound note to Jack] Here, gie 'em that.
[To Isa] I'll square you up tomorrow.
IIsa
Just gie 'em it!
Right, here you are, go on.
NNed
Feechees.
Sorry?
NNed
Feechees.
Yes, feechees to you too. Are ye helpin us or whit?
NNed
Naw. A tenner fae each eh yees.
CPClansman Punters
[having learned Jack and Victor are in a Christmas Choir, sung to the tune of "Ding Dong, Merrily on High"] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, ya couple of auld POOF-TERS!
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