[enters the Big Donut] So, what would happen if I said hi to Sadie?
The most probable outcome is that Sadie will say hi back.
Hmm... Hi, Sadie!
Oh, hi, Steven.
[chuckles] Aw, that was an easy one. What would happen if... [points to Lars at the coffee machine] I said hi to my BFF, Lars? Our friendship is deep but complicated. So the outcome of this experiment is waaaay unpredictable!
I see a single potential future where Lars gives you a high five. [starry-eyed Steven gasps at Garnet] And two more potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns all over your body.
A high five... from Lars! [runs to him] Hi, Lars!
[a startled Lars suddenly throws the coffee jar up high and falls down onto Steven before Garnet blocks it with coffee all over her body]
Criminy! Are you okay?! That coffee was really hot!
I drink coffee for breakfast. [absorbs coffee with her body]
Eh-heheheheh... Funny!
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