Hey, why's donut guy breathing fire?
I tried to prank Lars but I used too much Fire Salt!
Steven, that's hilarious.
[struggling to talk, getting out words in between fire breaths] YOU… DID… THIS… TO ME?! [angrily begins chasing Steven around, setting the boardwalk aflame in the process, as Amethyst looks on, greatly amused and laughing]
It wasn't Steven! [approaching] It was me. [Lars appears surprised and lets Steven go]
Ohhh, now it's gettin' good!
After all I do for you, you LIE to me? So you can sneak off with some other girl?!
[from background] And other boys! [Lars, still struggling to breath, glares at Steven whom retreats behind cover]
[tearing up] That night we played video games, I don't know what it meant to you. But ever since then, I can't get the thought out of my head that you’re a good person. [grabs his hand] That night, I really thought…Player Two. Is that just your way of saying I could’ve been anyone?
[attempting to speak without breathing fire] Sadie-- [coughs]
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